Keep Calm and Carry On Spoof Calendar, Printable (WOMEN)

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Okay, this is a bit out of the realm of what we do, but we couldn't resist.

The "Keep Calm and Carry On" craziness came up in discussions during Thanksgiving dinner, and on our drive home, Evan and I came up with a silly idea. That silly idea is this "Keep Calm" spoof calendar. Hope you enjoy! - nichole

KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON SPOOF CALENDAR (PRINTABLE)

Twelve months of Keep Calm and Carry On-inspired decrees. This 2009 Printable Calendar makes a fun gift for the girl with a sense of humor.

January: Make Resolution and Break Immediately
February: Bat Lashes and Pound Chocolate
March: Wear Sandals and Pretend Its Warm
April: Jump Puddles and Curse Frizzy Hair
May: Bend Down and Sniff Flowers
June: Wear Bikini and Avoid Mirrors
July: Drink Martinis and Seduce the Gardener
August: Look Dewy and Avoid Stinking
September: Wear Boots and Pretend It's Cold
October: Eat Candy and Regret Decision
November: Scarf Stuffing and Loosen Pants
December: Say Thanks and Exchange for Jewelry

Your calendar will arrive as a PDF file, so that you may print as many as you like. Print one, print ten or print twenty! Great for the cost-minded or for those who haven't received their government bailout (count me among you).

Two months fit on one page, so when assembled, the calendar is 4.25 x 11. Assembly is easy: simply print, cut each sheet in half and punch a hole in the top and tie with string or ribbon.

All you need besides the pdf files is a standard color printer and heavy card stock. You'll receive paper recommendations and further instructions with your order.

Added on Dec 03, 2008

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