BREAK UP CARDS (Set of 5) - Breaking Up Just Got Easier

Description

Breaking up just got a whole lot easier!

Break up cards by Buttonhead outline the basic break up components for you. All you have to do is fill in the blanks based on the relationship you are ending. It’s so much fun, you will want to break up more often!

* FRONT OF CARD READS *

Dear ____,

It’s over. I am breaking up with you because _________.

[ General Sentiment ]
I am sorry things didn’t work out.
(circle one)
True
False

[ In the Bedroom ]
The Sex was
x Outstanding
x Good
x Adequate
x Poor
x Non-Existent

[ Future Friendship ]
We can still be friends and you can call me any time.
(circle one)
True
False
Too Soon to Tell

* BACK OF CARD READS *

[ Personal Property ]
If you left anything at my house, it [will/will not] be returned. (circle one)

[ Closing wishes ]
(check all that apply)
x Have a nice life.
x I wish you all the best.
x It’s not you, it’s me.
x Kiss my ass.
x You are lousy in bed.
x I hate your mother.

Sincerely,

_________


More About the Cards:
Size: 4 x 6
Double Sized with Rounded Edges
Professional Quality. Color Laser Printed.

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Added on Feb 05, 2009

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Canada	$3.25 USD	$0.50 USD
United Kingdom	$3.50 USD	$0.50 USD
Everywhere Else	$4.00 USD	$0.50 USD

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