Varmint Voodoo Loud-mouth Jerk Edition

Description

This Varmint Voodoo doll is for those situations when you have to tolerate a Loud-mouth Jerk. The neighbor, friend-of-a-friend, sibling, in-law, ex-boyfriend/husband, baby-daddy, co-worker, boss, supplier, vendor, distant (and not-so-distant) relative, coach, board member, client, etc. that is in your life and, at least for now, there's nothing you can do about it. No real or imagined hexes have been placed on Varmint Voodoo dolls, but dang if you don’t feel a little better after poking one with a pin* (three included).

Approx: 5“ x 3.5“ x 1.75”; it’s just the right size for humanely (and legally) taking out your frustrations with your particular jerk! This is a toy for grown-ups only; kids and pets already have enough toys. Watch out; pins are sharp!

Some lady irritating you? Varmint Voodoo: Shrieking Harpy Edition also available.

Bubble Off Plumb Productions Inc. is a smoke-free, cat- & dog-friendly, potpourri-unfriendly studio. The Varmint Voodoo doll pictured may not be your actual Varmint. Each is handmade and may vary slightly, but all key Varmint features are the same.

*No one at Bubble Off Plumb Productions Inc. or anyone we willingly associate with endorses or approves of harming jerks in such a manner as could get you (or us) in trouble.

Added on Oct 19, 2009