The Zombie Pinani

Description

Have you heard the cautionary tales of Vagina dentata, told to discourage men from having sex with strange women? They got the tales wrong, the vagina doesn't have teeth, it's UNDEAD! *cue spooky music*

Long awaited and much talked about... The Prick Cushion has gone yonic!

And this little piece of pussy comes with a convenient strap on! And I guarantee, the woman who has everything, does not have a zombie pinani to dissuade strange men!

Inspired by the bits that get the job done, "The Pinani" measures approx 2.5” by 3.5". She comes in a undead shade of grey, with rotten flesh green lips and hood and with a stunning sparkly Velcro™ strap to position her just right.

FACTS

brand. The Prick Cushion

size. 2.5" x 3.5" -ish

colour. grey and green

details. vagina, with delicately folded clitoral hood, and a lovely fashion Velcro™ strap-on.

material. felt, polyester fiberfill, Velcro™

Each Pinani is handmade for you, and has it's own unique look and personality... just like the real mccoy!

Wondering where I got those awesome pins? Check out http://SpookyDaddy.etsy.com !

Although these girlie bits are lifelike, it is not intended for humping, pumping, queefing or any other lifelike uses. Novelty only

Made for Fun, not Fury!

Added on Aug 04, 2009