Origami MONEY Shirt Earrings - actual NEW dollar bills - FACE style - FREE SHIPPING

Description

Real money! Crisp, new, and un-circulated. Precisely folded into little short-sleeved shirts, complete with collars and paper-clip hooks.

Living in Las Vegas, I've discovered a few more uses for these attention-attracting earrings:

* Tongue-in-cheek tips for strippers:
Tell a naked lady to "put a shirt on" and hand her a pair of these! Hilarity ensues.

* Drunkenness barometers:
Before you get cut off, point to your ears & proclaim "But bartender, I'm only TWO shirts to the wind!"

* Emergency gambling reserves:
Down to your last buck? Don't lose your shirt - spend it instead, with the shirt off your ear, not your back!

Finally, jewelry that can be liquidated without a trip to a pawn shop!

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The shirts measure about 2 & 1/4", weigh next to nothing, and are surprisingly durable.

Each pair is mailed in a one-of-a-kind, upcycled envelope made from a magazine page, with cardboard stiffener cut from product packaging on its way to the recycling bin.

This listing is for one pair in the "Face" style (folded so that George Washington's face is in front).

If you'd like to see them in the "Word" style (folded so that the word "ONE" is in front), please click here: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=21778109

If you would like more than one pair in either style, I will be happy to set up a new listing for you. Orders of half a dozen pairs or more will rate a discounted price of $8 per pair (though I'd need to calculate postage depending on where in the world you are).

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Featured in Foxy G's Den of i-KNIT-quity!
http://foxygknits.wordpress.com/2009/09/07/monday-morning-musings-24/
Thanks, Lois :-)

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*** FREE SHIPPING***

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Added on Nov 11, 2009

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