Cake with a File inside

Description

A scrumptious two layer chocolate sponge cake with cream filling, fondant icing and white and dark chocolate embellishments, what could be better? Well, due to our devious nature we’ve put a file inside for a clean getaway!
This home baked creation is coated in a light apricot glaze to preserve freshness and priority mailed to you to ensure maximum flavor. We are happy to work with you on custom flavors like lemon poppy, vanilla, strawberry, and icing combination fondant colors.

Your durable metal file is about 6” in length and wrapped in a tidy parchment paper seal and has been stealthy hidden in the lower cake layer after baking. The cake itself is deliciously edible and securely padded for safe transport. The file is not edible and could be put to a multitude of uses. We’ve never actually tried to make a jail break with one, but seen it done in movies, so we’re fairly certain it should work- though a fault with this end of the product will not result in refund.

As a special offer we’re offering a 20% discount to anyone ordering who is under investigation for tax fraud or if your last name is Maddoff. Please convo for more info on felony specials.

This item is for delivery in the US only and will NOT be shipped directly to prisons, mental health facilities, government offices or HS detention, you’re just going to have to take it in person, and as we’ve spelled it out in delicious dark chocolate, “Good Luck”.

As this is a custom "made to order" item, please convo TWO WEEKS prior to delivery date. (we need to arrange in advance to use the warden's kitchen).

Added on Dec 02, 2009