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Sorry cards-Pick 4

Description

Can't be Sorry enough? This is the deal for you. Pick 4 of my Sorry designs (or 4 of the same) for a custom pack. Simply place the names of your choices in the "Message to Sender" field of your order and I'll rush them right out to you.

I can put any thing on a card for you-inside jokes, lyrics, movie quotes-anything at all.

Here are some other things I'm sorry for...

Sorry you had to pay for your boobs.
Sorry you're in a loveless relationship.
Sorry I don't care about you anymore.
Sorry I gave you VD.
Sorry I'm cooler than you.
Sorry I was too drunk to have sex.
Sorry you have to get married.
Sorry you're still single.
Sorry I spent the rent money on booze.
Sorry I have to be drunk to have sex with you.
Sorry I want to smother you in your sleep.
Sorry you forgot to purge.
Sorry you feel obliged to procreate.
SOrry I want to stab your eyes out.
Sorry I faked it.
Sorry you're an asshole.
Sorry I'm prettier than you.
Sorry you're still single.
Sorry I told you I was pregnant.
Sorry you can't tear yourself away from the X-Box long enough to have sex.
...among others.

Before you ask, and I know you're wondering, I'm not a megalomaniac nor have I experienced, caused or been on the receiving end of any of these statements. I just appreciate sarcasm for what it is and I hope you do too!

Added on Oct 03, 2009