F-ck Me - Mature - Functional Tidy Cloth
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"If there was ever anything that made cleaning up after fooling around (either with yourself or another) a little less awkward, it's a washcloth that says 'Get Awesome' on it. Much better than handing someone a t-shirt, trust me."- J., a happy customer from San Francisco
What is a Tidy Cloth? Well, a Tidy Cloth is a classy little lifesaver for anyone who has ever been on the giving or receiving end of a sticky post-coital situation. No more shame, no more awkward silence, no more "Umm... can you hand me one of those t-shirts out of the laundry pile?" The Tidy Cloth, or "cum rag" as it's known in the vernacular, replaces that uncomfortable pause with an excellent conversation piece, great for distracting a partner from your pitiful performance or untimely release.
Featured in the July/August issue of Playgirl magazine, and the 2008 Austin Decider gift guide, Tidy Cloths make a wonderful present for friends, family, and inconsiderate lovers. Available in a variety of colors and slogans, ranging from the sweet ("Cuddle or Cigarette?") to the raunchy ("Cocksucker"). Guaranteed to wipe off more than the grin on your one night stand's face.
- Towel is 100% cotton and is brand new
- approx. 12"l by 12"w
- Embroidery is done by hand
- Makes a great post-coitus conversation piece
Care: Handwash in warm water with an enzyme dissolving solution, such as Biz.
Added on Oct 29, 2009
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Listed on Oct 29, 2009
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