Geeky wedding favors - because geeks mate for life

Description

At Swan Mountain Soaps, we know the time eventually comes when a geek develops an overwhelming hormonal attraction for another geek. Sometimes, they even mate in real life. Hopefully, their Labia superfluos entafada and Labium inferius connect physically. As everyone knows, the skin on the abovementioned erogenous organ - used in kissing and other acts of intimacy - is not hairy, and does not have sweat glands or sebaceous glands. Therefore the lips do not have the usual protection layer of sweat and body oils which keep the skin smooth, inhibit pathogens, and regulate warmth. For these reasons, the lips dry out faster and become chapped more easily. Besides, all those years of nervously chewing on pencils can take their toll.

Of course geeks hang out with other geeks, and as such we'd expect a plethora of geeks at your wedding. Nobody wants a plethora of chapped geeks.

So we made a wedding favor as smart as you are. No petroleum products, no fillers, and no questionable chemicals. Normally our Geek Balm come unscented, but just for you we'll flavor it with one of the following scents:

* Apple Pi
* Mountain Dew
* Fruity Mike & Ike

It is, after all, your day.

We will happily personalize your label to add the name of the bride and groom, your wedding date and other pertinent information. We can also incorporate your wedding colors, if you wish.

Pricing is as follows ...
1-10 Geek balms: $3 each
11-20 Geek balms: $2.50 each
21-40 Geek balms: $2 each
51-100 Geek balms: $1.75 each
100+ Geek balms: $1.50 each

We can also combine our Geek balms with a small 1.25-ounce (35-gram) sample of our famous Geek soap. Please convo us for details.

We are also happy to make our Geek balm vegan upon request.

Cruelty free! This product is not tested on animals. Just geeks.

Added on Nov 03, 2009

Shipping

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United States	$1.00 USD	$1.00 USD
Everywhere Else	$2.00 USD	$2.00 USD

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