1 inch Punk Patriot Button

Description

These things are so small and light, that if you order a t-shirt, shipping is free for this little guys!

If you want a large order of them, send an email to PunkPatriot411 [at] gmail [dot] com!

WARNING:
Purchasing this button may lead to Civic Activism, Skepticism of Government, Activation of Bullshit Filters, dissolving of apathy, laser eyes, increased positive attention from peers, and sexual potency. Individual results may vary.

Studies found that most could not tell the difference between '1 inch Punk Patriot Button' and a sugar pill, and that buying a pin did not cause activism. If use of '1 inch Punk Patriot Button' causes pain or bleeding, cease use immediately and seek medical attention as it may have triggered a rare condition called 'stabbing yourself with the pinback' or 'Sywtp.'

'1 inch Punk Patriot Button' is not recommended for jerks or other people who would tarnish the good name of the Punk Patriot, and is not recommended for small children, as they are more susceptible to 'Sywtp' than adults with fully developed fine motor skills.

Added on Nov 25, 2009