Finger Puppet Sparkle Bacon

Description

Sparkle Bacon, Bedazzled Bacon, Breakfast Glitz, Pretty Pork, Shiny Sowbelly, Gleaming Gammon, Glittery Grease-ball, or Bacerace...whatever you call him, he's fabulous!

He's an luminous 2" tall and a lustrous 1.25" wide. He's decked out with 32 bedazzle gems that hail from the far reaches of bedazzle club.*

Caution to the winds on this one. Sparkle Bacon is not suitable for children under 13. The gems have not been tested according to the CPSIA lead testing laws and for all we know it could kill us if we so much as look at it funny. But let's be realistic...if you buy sparkle bacon, are you really going to waste it on someone under the age of 13? Likely not. they just wouldn't understand the lovely humor hidden behind 32 bedazzle gems. I mean, do they even remember the bedazzler commercials to begin with? Probably not. Probably not. Either way they'd likely choke and die just from sheer delight. Not to mention the small parts.

For your viewing enjoyment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amicrtFYgVQ

Don't use boring bacon puppets, use bedazzling bacon puppets!

3 hours of hand-sewn goodness. Mmm mmm puppets.

*For more information on Bedazzle Club, google it. what? are you lazy? Ok fine. http://bedazzleclub.wordpress.com/ (not necessarily something you want sweet Aunt Mathilde or your kids to see.)

Added on Jul 22, 2009