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Geek soap. Because eventually, even geeks must bathe.

Geek soap. Because eventually, even geeks must bathe.
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Geek soap. Because eventually, even geeks must bathe. Geek soap. Because eventually, even geeks must bathe. Geek soap. Because eventually, even geeks must bathe. Geek soap. Because eventually, even geeks must bathe. Geek soap. Because eventually, even geeks must bathe.

Description

At Swan Mountain Soaps, we know the time eventually comes when every geek must drag themself away from their computer and bathe. So we made a soap as smart as you are. No detergents, no fillers, and no questionable chemicals. No fancy fragrances. As a matter of fact, this soap is so smart it doesn't have to be pretty. We know your skin is delicate and fragile from all those hours spent indoors, so we made you something that will get you clean and still moisturize and pamper your stratified squamous epithelium.

while (!clean()) { lather(); rinse(); }
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The Jedi High Council all use geek soap.

"Hmmm. The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see, the future is, without geek soap." - Yoda

The six-fingered man loves this soap. (Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You steal my soap. Prepare to die.)

The Knights of Ni love this soap. The Black Knight loves it too, as it is "soothing on minor flesh wounds."

This soap has been known to repel Reavers.

* Cruelty-free: no midi-chlorians were harmed in the making of this soap.
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Our Geek Soap is hand made in small batches using the cold process method with cocoa butter, canola oil, coconut oil, castor oil, and palm kernel oil. Our soaps are always superfatted to just the right degree so they're never drying, but luxuriously moisturizing and wonderfully gentle.

Each bar weighs between 4.5 and 5 ounces (each bar is sold seperately).

Please specify quantity in base 10.

Added on Oct 29, 2009

Shipping

Item ships from: United States
ship to: cost: with another item:
United States $3.00 USD $2.00 USD
Australia $6.00 USD $7.00 USD
Canada $2.65 USD $7.75 USD
Italy $6.00 USD $7.00 USD
Japan $6.20 USD $6.80 USD
Lithuania $5.20 USD $7.80 USD
Mexico $4.00 USD $9.00 USD
United Kingdom $6.00 USD $7.00 USD
Everywhere Else $13.00 USD $13.00 USD

Payment methods

swanmountainsoaps accepts the following forms of payment:
  • PayPal Credit Cards
  • Other (see description)
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Listed on Oct 29, 2009
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