The BRO-ch

Description

This was an idea born of my lady's noggin. She said "there just isn't enough brooches for dudes. You should make a manly brooch." She even thought of the name. She's pretty good. I thought to myself that any self respecting dude these days has a spirit animal that he likes to get in touch with during the "manly times." I think if you polled most dudes they would all agree that the most awesome manly spirit animal you could have would be an octopus. There are like a million reasons for this and they are all pretty sweet. If I had to give but one example of how awesome it is to have an octopus telling you how to live your life I would right away point to the ability to fit into totally small nooks and crannies. That's rad! So anyway, this BRO-ch is 100% accurately modeled on a real octopus from nature. Notice it's red which means "don't be fucking around with this or I will put a tentacle upside your head." I added a super durable bronze clasp underneath to hold it in position. I have also added some dark crystals for the eyes. It's understated bling. That's fashion. I saved the best for last. I signed the bottom. That makes it official. So go ahead and buy this for your dude because he doesn't know what's good for him and doesn't have the fashion ability known as "accessorizing" because if he did he'd have already bought it for himself.

Added on Sep 24, 2009