Count Silverspoon-- A Sock Zombie Puppet with Blue Fuzzy Horns

Description

Zombie Interview:

INTERVIEWER: So are you getting pretty excited about Halloween?
COUNT SILVERSPOON: Nah. It’s always a letdown.
INTERVIEWER: Really? How so?
COUNT SILVERSPOON: I don’t know, I look out, I see all these zombies stumbling along the street and I think, ‘Hey! These are my people right here!’ So I shuffle out there and it’s always the same—a bunch of twelve-year-olds in pancake makeup and dirty hair.”
INTERVIEW: Oh. Well…
COUNT SILVERSPOON: I mean, PANcake makeup! It’s so insulting.

Count Silverspoon is made from one new man's sized crew sock and one new striped fuzzy sock. His horns have been stuffed independently and sewn closed, and his arms have been stitched twice with double thread so your thumb and pinky can really get down to business in there. His mouth has been reinforced four times with double thread. Four times. Four. His mouth does not open and trust me, this might save your life.

The Count is an expert at scratching his own itches and the itches of those around him, particularly when those people have no itches and are screaming, "NO, STOP, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" That's really his time to shine.

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Added on Oct 07, 2009

Shipping

ship to:	cost:	with another item:
United States	$2.00 USD	$1.00 USD
Canada	$4.00 USD	$2.00 USD
France	$6.00 USD	$4.00 USD
Spain	$6.00 USD	$4.00 USD
United Kingdom	$6.00 USD	$4.00 USD
Everywhere Else	$6.00 USD	$4.00 USD

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