CUSTOM LISTING FOR DANIELLE

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Choose one of these classic quotes for all the Christmas Vacation fans out there!

-Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss My Ass. Kiss His Ass. Kiss Your Ass. Happy Hanukkah.

-Is Your House On Fire, Clark? No, Aunt Bethany. Those Are The Christmas Lights.

-Hallelujah. Holy Shit. Where's The Tylenol?

-We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass
down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

This card is blank on the inside and it comes with a matching envelope. They are acid free, lignin free cardstock. Color of cards and background may vary. You can leave it up to me or choose from one of the following card prints:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sewdandee/2467400335/
or one of the following solid colors:
White
Black
Cream
Red
Pink
Peach
Green
Pale Blue
Periwinkle Blue
Brown

**THIS LISTING IS FOR ONE CARD. TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE 'BUY 3 GET 1 FREE', PLEASE ONLY PUT 3 CARDS IN YOUR CART, LET ME KNOW IN 'THE MESSAGE TO SELLER' OR IN A CONVO OR EMAIL WHAT CARD FROM THE REST OF MY SHOP YOU'D LIKE TO ADD AS YOUR FOURTH, FREE CARD AND THEN PROCESS YOUR PAYMENT.

Added on Oct 08, 2009

Shipping

ship to:	cost:	with another item:
Canada	$0.85 USD	$0.50 USD
United States	$3.25 USD	$0.00 USD
Everywhere Else	$3.00 USD	$1.00 USD

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