Pirate Sock Zombie Doll with a Sparkly Black Vest

Description

Could there be anything more feared than the Pirate Zombie? I mean, you know he's going to eat your face off, that's a given. But after that you're going to have to watch, faceless, as he ransacks your house and takes all your best stuff. Talk about insult to injury.

Pirate Zombie's handcrafted ensemble is completely removable in the event that you want to see Pirate Zombie naked. His eye patch, vest, and messenger bag are made out of felt, and his awesome head wrap thing is made out of something else, I don't know. Fabric. Pirate Zombie's messenger bag contains adorable surprise pirate goodies. Oh, you don't even know. Unless you look at the last photo. Then you totally know.

Pirate Zombie has a skull and crossbones tattoo on his shoulder; he tells people it's a Pirate Zombie gang sign he earned by drinking more Captain Morgan Private Reserve than anyone else, ever, but really he got it on Mission Beach after the other Pirate Zombies made fun of how he looked in a tank top.

Pirate Zombie is on his third divorce, but he's not worried about it. Pirate Zombie has a knack for doing really well in settlement situations.

Added on Oct 11, 2009

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