Keep Calm and Carry On Spoof Calendar, Printable (MEN)

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KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON SPOOF CALENDAR (PRINTABLE)


Twelve months of Keep Calm and Carry On-inspired decrees. This 2010 Printable Calendar makes a fun gift for the guy with a sense of humor (there is also a woman's version, so check the shop).

Useful tip: When the month has passed, cut the top part of the calendar and use it as a notecard or small, framable art.

January: Keep Warm and Get it On
February: Play Guitar and Look Sensitive
March: Remove Shirt and Pretend It's Warm
April: Drive Fast and Hydroplane
May: Buy Flowers and Sell Hard
June: Pump Fist and Drink Beer
July: Fire Up and Sear Meat
August: Shave Chest and Suck in Gut
September: Watch Replay and Curse Interception
October: Carve Pumpkins and Scare Children
November: Eat Turkey and Fall Asleep
December: Say Thanks and Exchange for Porn

Your calendar will arrive as a PDF file, so that you may print as many as you like. Print one, print ten or print twenty! Great for the cost-minded or for those who haven't received their government bailout (count me among you).

Two months fit on one page, so when assembled, the calendar is 4.25 x 11. Assembly is easy: simply print, cut each sheet in half, and punch a hole in the top. Tie with string or ribbon.

All you need besides the pdf files is a standard color printer and heavy card stock. You'll receive paper recommendations and further instructions with your order.

Added on Oct 16, 2009

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