Little reasons you should do me notes. Mature. 12 pack. (PG-LNL004)

Description

Hallmark's got nothing on us. Cross over to small press cards, stationery, and gifts that say no to pink bunnies, fuzzy kittens, and rainbows. May the snark be with you.

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NOTES

1. I’ll spray perfume down there so it’s nice for you.
2. I’ll probably end up making you a sandwich after.
3. I won’t make you engage in any foreplay.
4. I already know how big (or small) it is.
5. You have to or I’ll leave you.
6. It’s better than doing it alone.
7. When I scream really loud, you’ll feel like a man.
8. It’ll only take a few minutes.
9. I’ll put my mouth on it.
10. You don’t have to buy me dinner beforehand.
11. I won’t say anything about your excess body hair.
12. I’ll be on top. You can just lay there if you want.

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USES

- Stick on mirror
- Place on windshield
- Hide in purse
- Drop in lunch
- Slip into book
- Drop in pocket
- Post on fridge
- Slip into tote
- Give as gift
- Use as gift tag

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PAPER
110# card stock, white. Printed on photo printer at highest dpi (9600 x 2400). Hand cut. Logo and web address on back. 2" x 3.5". 12 notes.

STANDARD PACKAGING
Enclosed in a cellophane condom so it can't reproduce.

** OPTIONAL PACKAGING **
If you would like to receive a black gift box, please convo me and I will make a custom sale for $2.00. Perfect for unexpectedly snarky gift-giving. Approximately 2.25" x 3.75" x .25".

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Mean, rude, obnoxious, snarky greetings and other gifts for edgy, irreverent people.

Added on Nov 02, 2009

Shipping

ship to:	cost:	with another item:
United States	$0.50 USD	$0.25 USD
Canada	$0.85 USD	$0.35 USD
Everywhere Else	$1.05 USD	$1.00 USD

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