Frosty The Pervert Holiday Soap

Description

Not everybody knows the true story of Frosty. Oh sure, the cartoons played during the holidays when we were kids were full of happy, fun Frosty things with a bunch of singing and a happy ending, but Frosty has a dark, perverted side that not many people know about.

Often spotted on the cross town bus during the holiday season reading the latest "Frosty Nipple" mag, Frosty has a rap sheet a mile long due to flashing the neighborhood housewives his "Crystal Balls" from time to time.

Pure white with a touch of glitter on top to deceive you with assumed innocence, Frosty The Pervert will tickle selective parts of you in the shower with a cool, minty peppermint blast. Brrrr.... You know he gets his jollies from it. Pervert.

Net Weight 4.25-4.75 oz

(This soap comes with the "description/story" on a little enclosed card, perfect for gift giving.)

Added on Oct 23, 2009

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