Lump Of Coal Holiday Soap

Description

You know, I kinda figure we all deserve a lump of coal this year. And if you've never gotten a lump of coal before, you're so past due and I'm sure you deserve it.

Consider yourself fortunate to have received this lump of coal if you got this as a gift. It's a very special lump of coal and you should be honored. No seriously, do you know how many chalk kids on Mars that would kill for this lump of coal? Ask your mother if you don't believe us, she'll tell you. She'll also remind you of all the starving children that will perish if you don't finish your peas. Just don't do what I did to my mom and tell her to let them have your damn peas then, because you certainly don't want them now, nor do you remember asking for them in the first place, and if she needs help packing them up to send to the starving children, you'll be in your room.

I think that was actually the year I got my very first lump of coal for Christmas. To be honest I think there was a beating involved as well, but I can't remember and my psychiatrist says I'm blocking it out.

Fresh Oranges and Pomegranates with a splash of Cranberry.

Net Weight 4.25oz

(This soap comes with the "description/story" on a little enclosed card, perfect for gift giving.)

Added on Oct 24, 2009