REGAL GRAY DOUBLE BARREL

Description

Gourmet hoody connoisseurs, smoke this hog. This hoody is extra plush cus its made from brand new medium weight gray sweatshirt fleece. Its from deadstock, that's fabric leftover from a mass production that got caught up in a warehouse ever forgotten until now.

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1)SARS GUARD* Yes! The velcro fastening sars guard really protects you agaist sars, anthrax and international terrorism. Plus it holds your hood up while bike riding, and conceals your identity if you want to put up art in a public place. Velcro is tastefully arranged in a sweet kriss kross pattern appearing in delicious top stitch. Inner guard sports Jon Travolta from his first sitcom "Welcome Back Kotter"

*sars guard is an unique invention by RHLS, (Ruffeo Hearts Lil' Snotty) protected under copyright.

2) Pockets are brand new!! F WORD, they're a real slick inlaid design, subtle and fuctional, flashing a little piping esc brown from the liner fabric.

3) The Fit. Over 2 years of development, the sars guard double barrel is perfected, tapered in in all the right places. Long torso. Fitted sleeves.
CHOOSE SMALL, MEDIUM OR LARGE WO(MENS) EITHER!

HERE'S SOME FROTH FROM MY MOUTH PERTAINING TO THE ORIGIN OF "DOUBLE BARREL" (sort of).

Sometimes people ask me "Hey nameless- ruffeo -bobbymacks, why do you call the sars guard hoodie a Doubble Barrel?"
I reply "Twice the killin it, two barrels means two velcro straps, the hook and the loop, the male and the female, come together in that sweet 69 shape to get everyone off all day.."
"Eat a dick you mysogynistic bastard" replies the questioner, "Can't it still me yin and yang if two dudes are smoking hogs?"
"AM I NOT THE ORIGINAL UNICORN? THE UNI BROW WITH THE UNI PORN?" I retort "the double loves sucking cock, god. I'm sucking two cocks right now, I dont even know how I can use my vocal cords so well while I spit this pro-dom shit...."

Either way them slaps would hurt if I didn't wear a sars guard. And them unwanted kisses of approval would be gross, thanks to the the bliss blocker, this kiss jocker, the OG OJ Stocker.

Added on Nov 27, 2009