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Lard the Impaler The Fattest Dude who ever Impaled Food and Dressed like Vlad 8x10 print

Lard the Impaler The Fattest Dude who ever Impaled Food and Dressed like Vlad 8x10 print

Description

In the year 1456, a morbid warrior prince named Vlad III Dracula inherited the Throne of Wallachia. He and his army: The Order of the Dragon would eliminate all threats to his power. His enemies would pay with their blood. His favorite method of slaying his enemies was by impalement with large stakes. Some call him a demon. Others call him a savior.

The story of Dracula lives on to this day and has jack shit to do with our feature creature: Lard the Impaler!!

Lard the Impaler lives in Hollywood and has a weight problem. It's probably not a glandular thing either, given the amount of food he eats! He has the peculiar habit of impaling his food onto stakes before consumption! You may have seen him at Denny's doing so with his Southwestern Sizzlin' Skillet. He also has custom fangs made by the children's dentist he goes to. It's a real treat to see him sink his fangs into a raspberry jelly filled donut and then suck out the jelly!

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Print Information

Print is 8"x10" with an approx. 1/4 inch border
Professionally printed on Archival Quality Kodak Professional Supra Endura paper. What does that mean? It means that it's some bomb-ass paper that will last longer than a heavily armored immortal shark with a bazooka in a knife fight!

Contact me if you are interested in other sizes.

Print is unmatted and unframed. Copyright watermark will not appear on purchased print, but I'm sure that you already figured that out!!

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Boring Legal Crap

All images used on this site are the property of The Legendary Tiger Hero. Using them in any way without permission is a strict violation of copyright law. Purchase of a original art or prints does not entitle the buyer to any reproduction rights.

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Please feel free to convo me with ANY questions!

Here's some FAQ's for inspiration:

Q: Dear LTH, do you do commissions?
A: Hell, yes I do! Tell me more, please!!

Q: Yo, Tiger! About how many pancakes can you eat?
A: I can eat a lot! One time I must have eaten like 7!!

Added on Dec 04, 2009