Snarky, funny fake parking tickets. 10 pack. (PG-VIO001)

Description

These official-looking tickets are perfect for those times when you just know it's not right to key a car or poke a hole in the tires. Do something more amusing instead. Get these tickets for yourself or as a gift. Note the packaging -- it's very gift-worthy.
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TEXT:

The driver of the vehicle above committed the following infraction indicated by the item(s) marked “x” below (check all that apply):

- Used only two parking spaces when he/she could have parked horizontally and used five.
- Parked crooked because he/she arrogantly believes his time and/or vehicle is more valuable than anyone else’s.
- Blocked someone’s car door, forcing the other driver to enter his own car through the passenger door.
- Blocked another car on the street, like a jerk would.
- Parked like an ass.
- Has a stupid bumper sticker.
- Is an ugly person. Probably.
- Is a slob, apparently.
- Shouldn’t breed.

Penalty:
You are responsible for making many people just as miserable as you must be. Unfortunately, there is nothing the rest of us can do to you but spit on your windshield and key your car and, if you piss off any witches, curse you. Which might be inconvenient the next time you try to get lucky.

Therefore, we implore you to please stop parking like a jerk. So you can do your part to make the world a brighter place. Thank you for your future consideration.

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PAPER
110# (very heavy) color copy cover stock, white. Printed on photo printer at highest possible dpi (9600 x 2400). Hand cut. "Parking Violation" printed on back. 3.5" x 8". 10 in pack.

PACKAGING
Beige paper bag color with string and button closure. 3.75" x 9".

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Mean, rude, obnoxious, snarky greetings and other gifts for edgy, irreverent people.

Added on Nov 17, 2009

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Canada	$2.50 USD	$1.25 USD
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