Finger Puppet Zenda the Cow

Description

Zenda won't eat your daisies, kick up your geraniums, or rustle through your neatly organized magazine rack in the bathroom...but only if you don't have those things. Otherwise, expect the worst.

Zenda is made of 100% wool felt. That's not the pansy-butt eco felt, mind you...this stuff is luxury. Imported from Holland and made by magical fairy mice (in wooden shoes, of course). And you know what they say...ya ain't Dutch, ya ain't much.

Zenda comes in a transparent gift box with a handy dandy finger puppet stand. That way your favorite teacher, coworker, buddy-friend, mother, aunt, or newspaper boy will have the joy of having a place to put Zenda when she's not on their finger. Which should only be about 8 hours a day when they're asleep.

Caution: Although Zenda is a puppet, she will never turn into a real boy...even if she stays out of your magazine rack.

Another Caution: Zenda is not suitable for children under the age of 3 years. Should she fall into the hands of the young, tackle said baby or toddler and force Zenda out of their hands. Report the youngster to authorities immediately. Remove Zenda from the situation and reassure her that she is okay. Scold the child.

Added on Nov 05, 2009