A curiously different Thanksgiving card. (HS-THA001)

Description

Snarky Thanksgiving card.

FRONT:
Thank you for not being as annoying as a baby on an airplane. Thank you for not being a writer who publishes incriminating stories about friends and family. Thank you for not being a mouth breather. Thank you for not avoiding my calls. Thank you for not smelling like wet dog and dirty socks. Thank you for not running away screaming every time you see me like small children sometimes do. Thank you for not spreading gossip about me that gets back to me. Thank you for not lying to me about the big stuff. Thank you for not having a pet boa constrictor or tarantula. Thank you for not asking to borrow lots of money to fund your new bacon scented after shave business. Thank you for not being famous and forgetting the little people. Thank you for not being an idiot. Thank you for not being a flesh-eating bacteria. Thank you for always listening or at least pretending to listen and grunting once in a while. Thank you for not being a crazy stalker. Thank you for not believing you’re an alien from outer space. Thank you for not having oozing sores all over your body. Thank you for not being a plant. Thank you for not ever moving to Madagascar.

INSIDE:
Happy Thanksgiving.

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CARD
88# textured cover stock, brilliant white. Printed on photo printer at highest possible dpi (9600 x 2400). Hand scored, cut, and folded. Logo on back. 4.25" x 5.5". 1 card.

ENVELOPE
Metallic inside and out. No horrid white interior. You'll thank me for it later. Color varies. See photo 5. 4.375" x 5.625". 1 envelope.

PACKAGING
Packaged in cellophane condom so it can't reproduce. Resealable.

SHIPPPING
Most items ship same-day or next day. More details in Policies.
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Mean, obnoxious, snarky greeting cards, little notes, fake parking violations and other gifts for edgy, irreverent people.

Added on Nov 05, 2009

Shipping

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United States	$0.70 USD	$0.45 USD
Canada	$1.05 USD	$0.55 USD
Everywhere Else	$1.25 USD	$1.20 USD

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