SALE - Waitress/er Dammit Doll - Handmade (Etsy)

Description

As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston

(9" Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.


Customers can be so demanding, rude and impatient. Didn't leave a tip after 100 trips to their table? Blame the cook's mistakes on you? Don't want to wait their turn? Keep this doll in your apron when it all becomes too much!

The doll has a card attached under it's arm with the poem below inside.

Poem inside tag reads as follows:
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I am a waitress
I am here to serve
I do my very best
But it gets on my nerves

Can I have some ketchup
I need mustard too
My cup is empty
I need some of that too

Your order you say
Is not made right
Blame the cook
For this oversight

Oh, my word
I am so tense
Thanks for the tip
Not dollars, just cents

My feet are sore
My back, it hurts
I am so tired
Of you ungrateful jerks

So, I'll take my doll
And choke it in private
While I smile at you
I'll just have to hide it!
Copyright ©2007 Busy Fingers Crafts
Do Not Copy

All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping.

Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls.


Feel free to ask questions!

The Dammit Doll Store

Added on Nov 21, 2009

Shipping

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United States	$3.86 USD	$1.00 USD

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