Really Dead Ninja Scarf

Description

Do you wanna be the life of all the parties this holiday season? Then uh, learn some funny knock-knock jokes. But do you want to be a little warmer than LAST season? (Not counting, of course, the effects of global warming) Well, my friend, have I got the thing for you! I call it the Really Dead Ninja Scarf! 100% hand-made from a dead Nowhereland ninja, this scarf will complete your winter wardrobe AND give warriors, thieves, and vampires a second thought about giving you trouble.

The truth is, I had some dead ninja scarves lying around in the closet for about a year, and their skin got all moldy and rotten (you know how dead bodies can behave sometimes).

This scarf measures 7" wide by about 63" long, and is hand made from non-pill fleece.

Support a rotting ninja TODAY!!!

EACH SCARF COMES WITH A HAND-COLORED NOWHERELAND BUTTON.

Added on Dec 07, 2009