Euphejisms - The Book

Euphejisms - The Book



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Classic Crest Eggshell paper, Soft Bound


The 'Euphejisms' Book contains 100 new terms for the precious life sauce of creation. It's soft bound and printed on Classic Crest Eggshell, text and cover. It measures 5.75 by 5.75 inches in size, and is about 0.375 inches thick.

Every penny in book profits will be donated to the Prostate Cancer Foundation and ZERO, two fantastic organizations who have no idea we’re doing this and probably wouldn’t approve of this book anyway.

For the record, we ourselves are not a 501(c)(3) nonprofit. In fact, “we” are not an organization at all – just four friends with a penchant for weird humor and saving humanity, sometimes at the same time.

Go to and watch our video. And, remind the adult men in your life (45 years and older) to get their prostates checked regularly.

Note: Your contribution is not tax-deductible.

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