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Get the fruit or veggy of your choice, mailed to you on a butt plug! 100% vegan, for mature adults only
Materials: actual food, hella dank, pickles, day drinking, fun, free time, funny, magic, psychic powers, That weird blue water stuff
Welcome aboard veggy fans!!
Here at VeganButtStuff.com we’re eating ass like it’s groceries, literally!
Just imagine the look on your partners face as you show how health conscious, environmentally friendly, kinky and woke you are with one single sexy toy, nameste homie!
Carrots and cucumbers and eggplants, oh my, the options are as endless as they are in season!
Does your butt hole need a little pucker?
How about a squeeze of lemon!
Booty need a tickle? Keister a pickle!!
Maybe it’s been plagued by doctors? Well, an Anal Apple is sure to keep them away!
Need your partner to be a little more emotional in the bedroom?
Our Ass Onions are sure to bring a tear to their eye, and maybe yours to!
I bet we could figure out a way to get some kale in there, because NATURE!!
There are no real limits as to what you can order, just pick from our selection of farm fresh produce and I’ll do the rest! The plug is reusable to, so you can frolic in the garden of anal all year round :)
Make no mistake, I’m going to mail you an actual piece of fruit or vegetable, so don’t get all weird when an anal ready potato shows up looking to plant itself in your back door, makes a great gift!!
Brb, sodomizing more fruit!
Novelty use only, you’re legit ordering fruit for your butt hole that’s going to be sent in a box via the USPS, it might be kinda garbage when it shows up so hit up Uber eats or something if you’re that hungry, don’t order fruit if it’s like illegal to have bananas where ever you live, let me know if you have any special requests like meat or seafood, I won’t tell the vegans if you don’t ;)
Feb 16-Mar 7
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This shop had returning customers within the past 6 months.
966 shop reviews5 out of 5 stars
Amazing quality and detail! Best plugs in America! Great customer service! Will buy more. Thank you!
Everything I could have ever wanted and more. This item was a big hit in my household, even the cat wanted a turn with it! I came home and found her licking it until it stank and glistened. It really is more beautiful this way too I swear. Thank you!!
Honestly obsessed. I got this as a christmas gift for a friend and she literally screamed "bitch you did not" in excitement. The package came with funny freebies and also arrived fast.
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