Get the fruit or veggy of your choice, mailed to you on a butt plug! 100% vegan, for mature adults only

$25.00+

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Gift wrapping by GlowFyourself

Shoot me any ideas you have, other wise I'll slap it in a gift box or wrap it in porn or something

  • Handmade
  • Materials: actual food, hella dank, pickles, day drinking, fun, free time, funny, magic, psychic powers, That weird blue water stuff

Welcome aboard veggy fans!!

Here at VeganButtStuff.com we’re eating ass like it’s groceries, literally!

Just imagine the look on your partners face as you show how health conscious, environmentally friendly, kinky and woke you are with one single sexy toy, nameste homie!

Carrots and cucumbers and eggplants, oh my, the options are as endless as they are in season!

Does your butt hole need a little pucker?

How about a squeeze of lemon!

Booty need a tickle? Keister a pickle!!

Maybe it’s been plagued by doctors? Well, an Anal Apple is sure to keep them away!

Need your partner to be a little more emotional in the bedroom?
Our Ass Onions are sure to bring a tear to their eye, and maybe yours to!

I bet we could figure out a way to get some kale in there, because NATURE!!

There are no real limits as to what you can order, just pick from our selection of farm fresh produce and I’ll do the rest! The plug is reusable to, so you can frolic in the garden of anal all year round :)

Make no mistake, I’m going to mail you an actual piece of fruit or vegetable, so don’t get all weird when an anal ready potato shows up looking to plant itself in your back door, makes a great gift!!

Brb, sodomizing more fruit!

Novelty use only, you’re legit ordering fruit for your butt hole that’s going to be sent in a box via the USPS, it might be kinda garbage when it shows up so hit up Uber eats or something if you’re that hungry, don’t order fruit if it’s like illegal to have bananas where ever you live, let me know if you have any special requests like meat or seafood, I won’t tell the vegans if you don’t ;)

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Jun 29

After you place your order, GlowFyourself will take 1-2 weeks to prepare it for shipment.

Jul 7-14

GlowFyourself puts your order in the mail.

Jul 18-Aug 3

Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Jul 18-Aug 3!

Etsy offsets carbon emissions from shipping and packaging on this purchase.
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782 shop reviews

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Multiple people gave 5-star reviews to this shop in the past 7 days.

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5 out of 5 stars

Amazing quality and detail! Best plugs in America! Great customer service! Will buy more. Thank you!

Caroline Dec 11, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

I love it. The wrapping alone made my day. The extra sticker and earrings are an even better touch. I can not thank you enough. xoxoxo.

Mandy Apr 19, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

I love my Light Saber!!! It's so badass I'm so happy I came across this would definitely buy more from this business in the future! 😁

Jazzmyne May 29, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

I accidentally ordered the large when all I wanted was the medium. They were able to quickly and efficiently were able to swap out the parts. They also sent a fun care package with it like a little thing of seasoning, and a sriracha cookbook, really going above and beyond customer service 100% recommend and I will be ordering from them in the future

Jacob May 25, 2022

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