Get the fruit or veggy of your choice, mailed to you on a butt plug! 100% vegan, for mature adults only

Get the fruit or veggy of your choice, mailed to you on a butt plug! 100% vegan, for mature adults only

$25.00+

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Shoot me any ideas you have, other wise I'll slap it in a gift box or wrap it in porn or something

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  • Materials: actual food, hella dank, pickles, day drinking, fun, free time, funny, magic, psychic powers, That weird blue water stuff

Welcome aboard veggy fans!!

Here at VeganButtStuff.com we’re eating ass like it’s groceries, literally!

Just imagine the look on your partners face as you show how health conscious, environmentally friendly, kinky and woke you are with one single sexy toy, nameste homie!

Carrots and cucumbers and eggplants, oh my, the options are as endless as they are in season!

Does your butt hole need a little pucker?

How about a squeeze of lemon!

Booty need a tickle? Keister a pickle!!

Maybe it’s been plagued by doctors? Well, an Anal Apple is sure to keep them away!

Need your partner to be a little more emotional in the bedroom?
Our Ass Onions are sure to bring a tear to their eye, and maybe yours to!

I bet we could figure out a way to get some kale in there, because NATURE!!

There are no real limits as to what you can order, just pick from our selection of farm fresh produce and I’ll do the rest! The plug is reusable to, so you can frolic in the garden of anal all year round :)

Make no mistake, I’m going to mail you an actual piece of fruit or vegetable, so don’t get all weird when an anal ready potato shows up looking to plant itself in your back door, makes a great gift!!

Brb, sodomizing more fruit!

Novelty use only, you’re legit ordering fruit for your butt hole that’s going to be sent in a box via the USPS, it might be kinda garbage when it shows up so hit up Uber eats or something if you’re that hungry, don’t order fruit if it’s like illegal to have bananas where ever you live, let me know if you have any special requests like meat or seafood, I won’t tell the vegans if you don’t ;)

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538 shop reviews

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Christy Miller Feb 24, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

Full transparency: I haven’t opened these yet; but the seller is fuck’n AWESOME and I’m sure these will be too!!! Update: husband and I opened our mystery box. Every couple needs this box! Lots of spicy toys and hella giggles inside! Will definitely order again for the sheer fun of it! Had everything from sexy toys to ligit just fun toys for the kid in all of us! Worth every Penny!!!

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munther13 May 21, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

Got a 17 +2 strength on my first twerk. Won me a wagon rolling comp. My new lucky plug. Squeeeeel

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arleigh earnest May 6, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

It totally clacks in case you were curious :100:

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dgjbunny Jun 3, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

so fucking CUTE!!!! IT Came wrapped in newspaper and the package itself made me giggle🤭 very true to form, it came with business cards that had me crying. one of my favorite shops on estate, ilk most definitely be purchasing from them again.🖤🖤🖤

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