This is an 8.5 by 11 print.
Do you "suffer" from a dearth of f*cks to give for every woe someone casts your way? Kindly let them know with a lovely illustration. It has a bird on it. People love birds. It may mollify them as you push them gently off a cliff.
PS: The print itself will be without the website watermark. As with all watermarks, it's just there to aggravate you into paying for it to go away. Like ads on Hulu. Also a cursory form of theft prevention and all that nonsense.
PPS: It is, in fact, illegal to push people off cliffs, even gently. However, prominently displaying this print to communicate how few f*cks you have left is perfectly legal and encouraged.