Funny Porch Sign, funny sign, outdoor decor, wood sign saying, yard sign, farmhouse sign, family sign, wood art, custom colors, garden sign

Yes! I use a great, self leveling, sealer that finishes glossy and also contains a UV Protectant. I also use only Behr Brand paint which is know for its resistance to fading. My signs are also very easy to clean with a damp micro fiber cloth and warm water.

All measurements can be found in the item descriptions sections of all my listings.

All my listings, that have color choices, have a color chart in the photo section. If you would like to see the colors used please check out my garden angels, dog signs and /or my porch and deck signs. Most of them have been used and are pictured there. If a listing is new I may not always have all colors made yet so I don't always have a representing photo.

If an item is SOLD OUT that doesn't mean forever. I add multiple quantities at a time but never more than I can make in a timely fashion. I don't want to over promise because I want you to get your item as fast as possible without my work suffering from being rushed. Feel free to message me about any sold out item to find out when I will list more. *please note some items are one of a kind but most I will remake.

Antiqued White is very hard to photograph. Sometimes it will show up more creamy in pictures. This is because my background is Behr Ultra Pure White and very bright. This can be very fooling.

Yes and No.
I do stay pretty busy with orders and can’t always take custom requests. Feel free to message me and ask. Designing pieces takes a good bit of time. It really depends if we can get the details worked out.
Custom order do require half the payment to be made before I start the work. The other half plus shipping, has to be made before item is sent.

Please direct all questions and issues through Etsy. This gives us Etsy’s buyer/seller protection. Any phone calls received will responded to through Etsy for our protection. Thank you for understanding.

All my work is sealed with a glossy, self leveling sealer that is both cleanable and contains a UV Protectant. Simply wipe your sign off with a soft damp cloth to clean. If it’s extra dirty from being out side use a little blue Dawn, diluted, in the damp cloth. (Micro fiber or t shirt is recommended)

I do my best to photograph my work with accurate colors BUT computer screens are different and colors can vary due to computer monitors. If you would like a written description, to help you decide, feel free to message me (before placing your order) and I will do my best to help you.

My cancellation policy is as follows...
You have 2 hours to cancel an order. After 2 hours I start cutting and painting and I cannot refund your order. I get started fast since my work is hand painted and take time to dry and cure.
If you still want to cancel/refund I will minus the cost of my materials and any fees paid to Etsy.