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Funny Porch Sign, funny sign, outdoor decor, wood sign saying, yard sign, farmhouse sign, family sign, wood art, custom colors, garden sign

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Aug 23-25

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: Wood
  • Width: 11 1/4 inches
  • Height: 11 inches
  • Depth: 3/4 inches

This Funny Porch Sign measures 11 inches long, 11 1/4 inches wide and is hand painted on 3/4 inch thick, solid wood. This piece, as well as all my work, is sealed with an indoor/outdoor glossy sealer that also contains a UV protectant for YEARS of vivid color and protection.

This item comes in 16 different color choices and is hung with a rustic style rope. The hanger is places through the corners of each side of the sign. This allows it to hang flat against your surface.

This is a made to order piece so please, no rush orders. Photos are for color reference only, distressing will vary from piece to piece.

This piece is a part of my Simple Sign Series©️. Have an idea for a custom sign like this? Send me a message.


***ITEM DETAILS***

👉🏼As with all my pieces it is hand painted with Behr Ultra.

🔨Sanded and distressed till it is perfectly, imperfect and no 2 are ever the same.

💦Sealed with a glossy, high quality, indoor/outdoor sealer.

☀️UV protectant that is guaranteed not to yellow.

🚫NO POLYURETHANE. Poly tends to yellow and will make water based paint peel off over time and are not for outdoor use.

🌲SOLID WOOD. I don't use hobby board or plywood.

✈️Shipping is calculated by weight. I make quality, heavy, solid signs. I don't cut corners on my work because of that my signs do cost a little more than others but I promise you you will not be disappointed and you will own a piece that will last for many many years without warping or fading. 😊

✳️ Questions are encouraged. Please, please, please message me with any questions or concerns BEFORE placing your order. I want you to feel good about your purchase. No rush orders please ✳️

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Aug 23-25

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After you place your order, TheVintageHammer will take 3-5 business days to prepare it for shipment.

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Aug 23-25

Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Aug 23-25!

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5 out of 5 stars

These signs are so beautifully made. This is our 3rd sign and we couldn’t be happier with it! ❤️

Renee Jan 7, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

It’s absolutely 1000000% worth every penny. Not only did the owner make it perfect, she was able to change her design to more fit my style. Absolutely would recommend!! And I totally have! Awesome work!

Brooke Davis Jan 8, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

I love this so much! I’ve received so many compliments on it.

Kendra Michelle Jan 1, 2022

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