If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the fucking rain, this is not for you. If you like sittin pretty with a salted-rim paloma (that's a grapefruit margarita, for the uninitiated), THIS is for you. Ditch that fake crapstick shit. All you need is some pink grapefruit lip balm dope enough to go with your drink. You know it. Own it.

This natural lip balm has real-ass awesome cocoa butter, plus pure coconut and sunflower oils and some fine French motherfucking beeswax. The alkanet root powder (which is flavorless) gives it a little color in the tube, but this shit ain't tinted. Got it?

- 100% pure-ass natural
- None of our products are ever tested on animals
- Nourishing fucking cocoa butter
- .2 ounce, packaged in compostable paperboard tube
- Preservative-free
- No fake shit

Pucker up, bitches!
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Pink Grapefruit Lip Balm. Natural Funny Lip Balm Favors. All Natural Lip Balm. Zero Waste Lip Balm. Plastic Free Lip Balm. Zero Waste Gift.

Pink grapefruit lip balm, made with beeswax, shea butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, pink grapefruit essential oil, vitamin E and alkanet root powder (for color) by Badgerface Beauty Supply natural beauty products shop.
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PARTY FAVORS
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