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Spice up your home or cheer up a loved one with these humor candles that are saying what we're all thinking! Humor Candles are the perfect addition to your home or as a gift to loved & are the perfect addition to any decor!

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You Get To Customize Your Own Candle At Checkout!!!
YOU CHOOSE YOUR SCENT! ***SEE SCENT DESCRIPTION LIST BELOW!
If you choose pick for me we will include scents from our best sellers!
Lids will come in Silver (pictured) or you can also request a Black lid in comment section when you place your order. Please note lids will come in Black if Silver lids are out of stock!

What You Get?
Each Candle comes packaged with care, with a lid for safe keeping,

SIZES AND INFO:

Please look over our size guide below to help you understand what you will receive. Our candles are made with high quality Natural Waxes, and also burn 30-50% longer than paraffin candles. Please keep this in mind when looking at the candle sizes!

Size: 4 oz Jar (Mini)
2.38” D x 2.75” H
Burn Time: ~30 hours

Size: 9 oz jar (standard)
2.81" D x 3.5" H
Burn Time: ~70 + hours

Size: 12 oz. jar (Large)
3.38" D x 3.19" H
Burn Time: ~90 + hours


*****Why Choose BrooklynbCandleCo?*******

***Our Candles are Handmade From 100% Natural Waxes, & as always with love!

***They are 100% Vegan & Cruelty Free

***Our Candles Are Made From Superior High Quality Essential Oils & Fragrances With Maximum Scent Usage!

***Our Highly Scented Candles are made in small batches daily to ensure Freshness!

***Our Candles have Lead Free Cotton & Hemp Wicks & absolutely no parabens in them. Parabens are harsh for the air when burned and the chemicals are released.

***We Give Back!


************************************* SCENT DESCRIPTION ************************************

PICK FOR ME ~ We'll choose for you from our best sellers!

ALMOND BISCOTTI ~ The rich aroma of toasted almonds with a touch of nutmeg. Notes of creamy milk and soft butter complete this freshly baked Italian delight!

APPLE BUTTER CARAMEL ~ This delectably sweet scent is a combination of delicious apple, gooey caramel, and sweet and spicy apple butter.

AUTUMN HARVEST ~ Throw a few logs on the fire, grab some apple cider and let the warm spices of Harvest fill the autumn air.

HOT MAPLE TODDY ~ Nostalgic aroma of an old fashioned hot maple toddy with maple syrup, buttery rum, cinnamon sticks, vanilla and a touch of nutmeg.

CHAI TEA ~ Cinnamon and Clove blend with notes of Spicy Tea underlined by French Vanilla and hints of Maple!

CITRUS & SAGE ~ Dominant top notes of fresh sage, and eucalyptus intermingle with zesty citrus. Spicy clove joined with delicate rose and refreshing geranium embrace this herbaceous fragrance. Patchouli and sandalwood mixed with hints of vanilla and musk!

EUCALYPTUS BASIL ~ An incredible fresh wake-up call! Bright notes of Eucalyptus surrounded by earthy tones of fresh Basil bring this fragrance to life! If you like our Eucalyptus Spearmint fragrance, you are going to LOVE this one!

FALL LEAVES ~ Top: Red Apple, Orange, Lemon Middle: Warm Clove Base: Vanilla, Musk

WHITE TEA & CUCUMBER ~ Elevate the senses with the soothing essence of white tea paired with refreshing clear water blended with cucumber and green notes.

LEMON POUND CAKE ~ A sweet and indulgent blend of lemon, angel food cake and vanilla.

LAVENDER CITRUS ~ Mediterranean fields of lavender blended artifully with undertones of fresh citrus fruits.

LAVENDER VANILLA ~ A soothing combination of Spanish lavender and warm Madagascar vanilla. Peaceful and serene!

MISTLETOE ~ A perfectly fresh evergreen fragrance kissed by berries and a sprinkle of spice.

RAW SUGAR & MINT ~ Sugar crystals infused with fresh dried peppermint and spearmint leaves.

SWEET HONEYSUCKLE ~ A beautifully enticing spring aroma of golden honeysuckle nectar.

WITCHES BREW ~ The sparkling aroma of tart cassis and Muscadine grapes mulled with sweet huckleberries, spiced potions and dark musk. Top: Cassis, Grape Middle: Cinnamon, Clove, Jasmine, Rose Base: Tonka, Vanilla, Patchouli, Musk

AMBER NOIR ~A sweet and sultry fusion of mandarin, jasmine, and rich amber with undertones of sandalwood and musk. Complex, intriguing and sensual!

PINEAPPLE COCONUT ~ All you need is de lime! A crisp tropical treasure fallen from the palm tree! Makes you think of laying on a beach while getting the perfect island tan!

DOZENS OF ROSES ~ A classic and iconic blend of fresh green leafy notes with red rose buds.

SEA SALT + ORCHID ~ A smooth and elegant blend of soft floral notes with salty highlights, while calming notes of jasmine, lily of the valley, and tonka bean take hold.

LAUNDRY DAY~ The scent of freshly washed linen, dried outdoors on a warm sunny afternoon.

BLACK AMBER CURRANT ~ A sensual fragrance with light traces of apple and delicate saffron threads. Luscious black currants and blackberries are the core of this fragrance. Warm base notes of anise and amber surround you in this sophisticated cocktail of a scent. Patchouli and cedarwood essential oils enhance the intensity of the dark fruit in this rich fragrance.

COCONUT CREAM ~ A sweet coconut blended with whipped cream. This one will make your mouth water!

RICE FLOWER & SHEA ~ A soft, alluring scent with top notes of fruit & flowers resting on a base of creamy vanilla and warm musk. Gives off a "natural" smelling aroma!

JASMINE ROSE ~ Two classic florals make a beautiful blend! Sweet Jasmine compliments delicate rose!

BLACK AMBER ~ A complex woody blend infused with five essential oils. Has a rich base of vanilla, dark musk, and sandalwood well balanced by a lively citrus top note. Warm amber and a touch of jasmine make up the heart of the fragrance.


*****All of our Candles are slowly hand poured into containers. Our Candles are made with a blend of %100 Soy Wax & Coconut Wax, this allows the maximum fragrance usage and long lasting scent that burns longer than your average candle! Our Candles are made from Lead Free Cotton & Hemp wicks!

Candle Care:
Please remember to trim your wicks down to 1/4 inch when burning to prevent accidents and large open flames.

Warnings:
Do Not Eat! Avoid skin contact with wax. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Never leave Candle unattended. Never add anything to candles. Keep free & clear of debris & anything flammable.

Note: Due to screen resolution some colors may appear more vibrant & brighter online than on actual label.

***SHIPPING WILL BE CALCULATED BY THE STANDARD USPS RATES FOR WEIGHT & NOT BY EACH ITEM AS LISTED. PLEASE CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY & I WILL GLADY REFUND ANY EXCESS SHIPPING FEES!

Shipping & Return Policy: Shipping will be between 3-5 business days after your order is processed.

Due to the nature of my products I do not accept returns. Because my products are made to order daily in fresh batches, I also do not accept cancellations, sorry for any inconvenience this may cause. I strive to offer the highest quality products at affordable rates. If you are every unhappy or having a product concern please contact me immediately, I promise I'll do my best attempt to resolve any issue. Thank You So Much for Choosing
Brooklyn B Candle Co!

My scents are tested & true to the manufacture name. Scents are a personal preference so please choose your scents carefully, I am not responsible if you are unhappy with a particular scent type. Please purchase scents at your discretion! Products are handmade in individual batches so slight imperfects may occur & colors may vary from batch to batch, but the quality of our products will never be compromised!

Delivery & returns

Made just for you. Ready for dispatch in 1–2 weeks.
From United States
AU$34.02 delivery to Australia
No returns or exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

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