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Australian Whipped Tallow Balm for Nuts (for orders of 1 to 20 tins)


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  • Materials: certified organic hemp seed oil, certified organic lavender essential oil, certified organic frankincense essential oil, reusable aluminium tin container, grassfed beef tallow, certified organic cocoa butter


Yes, this product is super cheeky but hey, it really helps. If you're a bloke, give your nether regions some relief after a surf, a bike ride or hike or other physical activities that cause friction and sweat (ahem)! Happymess Tallow Nut Balm relieves chafing and soothes skin in those sensitive areas. My partner swears by it. The balm is handmade using the finest sustainably-sourced Australian grass-fed beef tallow and certified organic ingredients (that are completely edible FYI :-)).

***Why tallow***

From ancient times, tallow has been used for nourishing skin, and in traditional cooking for improved gut health. Tallow, a sustainable by-product of beef cattle, contains vitamins A, D, free-radical fighting vitamin E, K and B1, conjugated linoleic acid, which is a natural anti-inflammatory and palmitoleic acid. It also promotes collagen production in the body and collagen is awesome for youthful-looking, supple skin. And, let's face it, every guy wants to look after their nuts with the utmost care.

This balm is an exceptional all over body butter and amazing to soothe chafing and red skin. It absorbs easily and quickly into your skin and is one of the most biologically compatible fats you can use to repair, and rejuvenate dry or damaged skin. Tallow has been traditionally used for relieving dermatitis and eczema. We use Byron Tallow which is sustainably sourced and made using natural processes (no nasty bleach or chemicals).

***Why tallow is the perfect skincare complement to the paleo/keto/carnivore lifestyle***

Using tallow in both cooking and skincare is highly complementary to the keto/paleo/carnivore lifestyle, particularly if you want to improve your gut health and reduce inflammation in your body. Tallow is healing and regenerative both inside and out.

***About this balm***

I whipped together tallow with certified organic ingredients: cocoa butter to add lightness and that delicious cocoa scent, jojoba oil and hemp seed oil blended with therapeutic grade and edible certified organic essential oils, lavender and frankincense (also anti-inflammatory).

A small tin will last you about a month if you use it on your nuts daily. If you want to use it all over your body you may opt for the larger Bro Butter tin. However, this tin is designed so you can use it for that one area of your body for added hygiene and convenience. A little goes a very long way and the product lasts for at least a year even at room temperature because there is no water in this product.

Recommended shelf life is 6 months. Free shipping in Australia only. Product weight is approx 12g and comes in a 32 X 32 X 18 mm reusable aluminium tin. If you would like to order larger quantities or different oil combos, please message me. I am happy to make to order.


A note for your peace-of-mind: The ingredients are clearly listed on the bottom of the container and in this listing so you can see if the product is right for you and your skin. While the combination of oils has been carefully selected for their anti-inflammatory properties, only you know how your body reacts and you must trust your own judgement and seek your own individual medical advice. This product is made with strict restaurant-standard hygiene protocols in place.


If you order today, this is the estimated delivery date and is based on the seller's processing time and location, carrier transit time, and your delivery address. Keep in mind: delivery company delays or placing an order on a weekend or bank holiday may push this date.

07-20 Feb

31 Jan

After you place your order, caraszellemes will take 3-5 business days to prepare it for dispatch.

03-07 Feb

caraszellemes puts your order in the post.

07-20 Feb

Estimated to arrive at your doorstep 07-20 Feb!

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I really love this product. My whole life people have told me that I have amazing skin. I didn't get it because all I could see and feel were uneven pimples situated at the edges of my face. Since using tallow on my face, I can see and feel how smooth and pimple-less it is. Already on to my repeat purchase!

Britt Furlanis 02 Mar, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

Amazing product🌟 Amazing customer service 🌟♥️ Thankyou💋

Katrina Hanson 26 May, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

Love my products 👨🏻‍🦱💙

Katrina Hanson 26 May, 2022

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