I am a slightly twisted crafter who loves to make new things with old-timey methods. I have been doing counted cross stitch since I was a child, but have recently realized that there is a lack of options for the more sinister needlework fans in the world. Attempting to fill this need, I have embarked on a quest to design and make sarcastic, ironic, and downright creepy cross-stitches!
I also love to crochet, and have recently taught myself tatting - the ancient art of hand-making lace. Practically every piece of lace you see in my store is hand made by me, one knot at a time.
If there is a crazy nearly-forgotten art that involves thread or yarn, I probably enjoy it! I hope you enjoy looking at my store as much as I enjoyed making the things in it. Happy browsing!
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