Doncaster, United Kingdom · 28 Sales


Doncaster, United Kingdom 28 Sales On Etsy since 2010

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Emily Cadwalader

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Emily Cadwalader


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Anonymous on 12 Mar, 2013

5 out of 5 stars

Absolutely Most Excellent Etsy Artist. Highly recommend to all. A+++++++++++++

Anonymous on 21 Dec, 2011

5 out of 5 stars

Briiliant! So fast and they are wonderful, thank you so much!!

Anonymous on 19 Oct, 2011

5 out of 5 stars

Boots LOVES his sperm! nPics wn I get to him, mannaegd to take all the cameras in the house! /derp

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Shop policies

Last updated on 09 December, 2011
Welcome to Weird Wares! My wares make me smile when I create/find them, so it gives me a great feeling of satisfaction to make my customers smile too. If for any reason you are frowning while you are looking around my shop, please convo me and I hope I can get you smiling again! :)

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Returns and exchanges
I always carefully inspect an item before dispatching it, however if it has been damaged during transit, depending on the nature of the item, I may sometimes be able to repair it, or exchange it for a similar item, if you post it back to me. My wares are vintage or handmade so this is not always possible. Items may sometimes vary slightly from the item pictured if it is one of a series, if you feel the item is significantly different from the photograph/description, then I will be happy to exchange it for another item of similar value, or give a full refund. Unfortunately you the customer are responsible for the cost of returning items to me by post. E-mailing me a photograph of a significantly damaged item, may be a more cost-effective way to deal with such an event, if the postage cost would be high. I may then be able to give you a full or partial refund to cover the cost of having the item repaired locally.
For your added security and to avoid hidden charges, I can only accept full payments (not partial deposits) through Paypal. If you need some time to settle the payment, I will be pleased to reserve an item for you, for up to 7 days. Please convo me if you have some unusual circumstance to explain a delay in payment, I can certainly bend my own rules for you! If I do not hear from a customer within 7 days of their purchase or last convo, I will usually cancel the transaction.
WORLDWIDE SHIPPING and combined shipping options are automatically included on EVERY item in the shop. It is the customer's responsibility to pay for any duties imposed by your country's import laws. I visit the post office twice a week, and ship most items by First Class (UK) or Air Mail delivery through the UK's very reliable Royal Mail service. Local postage deadlines vary so I cannot make any guarantee of the date you will receive your package. I will do everything I can to make sure your order is well-packed and properly labelled, however things do occasionally get lost in the post. If your item has not arrived within a reasonable time (delivery times will vary greatly for different countries so I leave it to you to decide what you consider 'reasonable' time), convo me and I will be able to offer you a full refund.
Additional policies and FAQs
'Vintage' means an item is 20+ years old, and I will never knowingly mis-label an item as such. I always research vintage items and do not list them if I am in any doubt of their age. If you receive any item from me, or spot an item listed, which you know is not vintage, please let me know and I will exchange/remove it! Handmade items in this shop are all handmade by me, so you can be assured of receiving a carefully-made, unique, original and above all WEIRD item! I do not work to a pattern so even within a series of similar items there is bound to be some slight variation, however if the design is significantly different from a previously listed version I will add new photographs. I will be pleased to take on a custom order for an item that is similar to one I have recently listed, just convo me to discuss your ideas. Bear in mind though that some items may take days or weeks to create, and the finished design will depend on what craft supplies I have to hand or can obtain quickly.