Fill yourself, with CHRISTS LOVE!!

Praise Jesus, with this small, holy, stainless steel butt plug rosary and a set of nipple rings!

Make sure everyone at church knows you love Jesus more, by physically keeping him a few inches closer to your heart with these 14G nipple rings, flash them titties for CHRIST!!

This necklace (winky face) is custom made to each order, so allow a few days for Jesus to enter your mail box, but know this, for when he does, he will fill you with his everlasting anal presence, AMEN!!

Protect thine Christ hole from the penetrative advances of Satan and his minions, block out the demons of butt stuff, pray to it, HALLELUJAH!!

He's appeared in toast, water stains, tortillas, waffles, gas stations, sting rays, in front of Home Depot, at burning man, in candy bars and now, INSIDE YOUR BODY!!

Elderly women who barley speak English are sure to line of for miles when they find out that the blessed lord JESUS has returned to where the sun doth not shine, let him light the darkest regions of your body. CAN I GET AN AMEN!!

Novelty use only, don't be an idiot, PRAISE JESUS