Looks like an ordinary greeting card, right? Innocent and sweet right? WRONG! 

This card is no ordinary greeting card.

Once opened, the card will begin to play a very loud and annoying 'Happy Birthday' Song. The card will just play and play (for up to 3 hours!) unless you literally destroy the card! And then the fun is all over. Right?

WRONG AGAIN! Because when your hapless victim frantically attempts to rip the card to pieces in a flurry of red-faced embarrassment, they’ll be SHOWERED IN A CLOUD OF ANNOYING HARD-TO-GET-RID-OF GLITTER. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Aaaaaand then they’ll probably murder you. But I think we can all agree, it'll be totally worth it.

FEATURES

Loops a very loud & annoying 'Happy Birthday' song  – non-stop!
Safe mode allows you to test and sign before activating
Card is filled with glitter, so destroying it is part of the fun! (for you)
SPECIFICATIONS

Minimum one-hour battery life
Please ship carefully in a padded box or similar

!IMPORTANT
CARD BY DEFAULT COMES 'DE-ACTIVATED'. THIS MEANS IT COMES WRAPPED IN PLASTIC & WITH THE TAG IN - MEANING IT CAN BE STOPPED. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEND THIS DIRECT TO THE RECIPIENT, REQUEST IT TO BE ACTIVATED.

★16 August 2020
UPDATE FROM AUSTRALIA POST

PLEASE ALLOW EXTRA TIME FOR YOUR DELIVERY.
USE EXPRESS POST OPTION FOR PRIORITY SHIPPING WITHIN AUSTRALIA.

DUE TO LIMITED FLIGHTS, INTERNATIONAL ORDERS COULD SEE DELAYS OF UP TO 10 BUSINESS DAYS. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THIS WHEN ORDERING AND PLAN ACCORDINGLY. ★