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Vaginament® One Lip Wonders! Meet Eartha, a perfect wee housewarming or oddball hostess gift! {Eartha OLW}

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This is Eartha: Kinda endearing, and a whole lotta awesome. This One Lip Wonder size Vaginament® ornament is made with mossy green, melon, and aqua blue wool-blend felt. These may be the most demure size I sew (about 2.28” x 3”), but they still bring all the feels <3 While all of my ornaments are incredibly lightweight, these (and the Size 4 ones) are the preferred size for hanging from a rear view mirror, year-round :)

Poofy outer labia are gently shaped, folded, and sewn by hand onto a teardrop-shaped felt mons for an eye-popping, multi-dimensional look. A shiny 9mm bell is nestled within the folds, and gives each ornament the signature Vaginament quirk (go on, ring it!). The ornament is lightly stuffed and finished with a precision old-school blanket stitch, and is a bit more than an inch thick.

✂ These little oddities are designed, cut, hand-sewn and infused with adoration by yours truly in my dining room in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. I only use soft heirloom-quality wool-blend felt, and endearingly sew each by hand, one at a time. They’ve been a hoot to make since 2012!

✉ Each ornament has a cheeky Vaginament® care tag, and orders are shipped securely padded with bubble wrap. They leave my home in colorful poly mailers (and make for fab surprise gifts in the mail!). Sending one directly to a pal? You're awesome. Do it. Leave me a short note at checkout to write on your behalf, and use their address as the ship-to, easy peasy.

✈ This item will ship within 3 business days
USA orders via USPS with tracking・Canadian orders via Canada Post with tracking・UK orders via Canada Post Air, without tracking, transit time of 4-6 working days・International orders via Canada Post Air, without tracking, transit time of 6-18 working days

☏ www.FeltMelons.com for FAQs, media mentions, contact info, about, markets etc.
🖳 www.Instagram.com/feltmelons + www.Facebook.com/feltmelons

"Every time a bell rings, a Vaginament® gets her wings!"

© The distinct Vaginament® design is formally registered with the US Copyright Office, 2016. Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the US Patent and Trademark Office, 2015. Don't take vagina (or design!) that isn't yours ♀
This is Eartha: Kinda endearing, and a whole lotta awesome. This One Lip Wonder size Vaginament® ornament is made with mossy green, melon, and aqua blue wool-blend felt. These may be the most demure size I sew (about 2.28” x 3”), but they still bring all the feels <3 While all of my ornaments are incredibly lightweight, these (and the Size 4 ones) are the preferred size for hanging from a rear view mirror, year-round :)

Poofy outer labia are gently shaped, folded, and sewn by hand onto a teardrop-shaped felt mons for an eye-popping, multi-dimensional look. A shiny 9mm bell is nestled within the folds, and gives each ornament the signature Vaginament quirk (go on, ring it!). The ornament is lightly stuffed and finished with a precision old-school blanket stitch, and is a bit more than an inch thick.

✂ These little oddities are designed, cut, hand-sewn and infused with adoration by yours truly in my dining room in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. I only use soft heirloom-quality wool-blend felt, and endearingly sew each by hand, one at a time. They’ve been a hoot to make since 2012!

✉ Each ornament has a cheeky Vaginament® care tag, and orders are shipped securely padded with bubble wrap. They leave my home in colorful poly mailers (and make for fab surprise gifts in the mail!). Sending one directly to a pal? You're awesome. Do it. Leave me a short note at checkout to write on your behalf, and use their address as the ship-to, easy peasy.

✈ This item will ship within 3 business days
USA orders via USPS with tracking・Canadian orders via Canada Post with tracking・UK orders via Canada Post Air, without tracking, transit time of 4-6 working days・International orders via Canada Post Air, without tracking, transit time of 6-18 working days

☏ www.FeltMelons.com for FAQs, media mentions, contact info, about, markets etc.
🖳 www.Instagram.com/feltmelons + www.Facebook.com/feltmelons

"Every time a bell rings, a Vaginament® gets her wings!"

© The distinct Vaginament® design is formally registered with the US Copyright Office, 2016. Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the US Patent and Trademark Office, 2015. Don't take vagina (or design!) that isn't yours ♀

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalised orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
☆ RETURNS ☆ NO PROBLEM! I'd be mortified to hear you're not happy with your order, but I know sometimes these things happen. Please contact me within 7 business days of receiving your order so we can arrange for you to send the item back in it's original condition, before a refund is issued. You will be refunded the full original purchase price, less the cost of the original shipping, and will be responsible for the cost of return shipping.

☆ EXCHANGES ☆ Let me know within 7 business days of receiving your order if you'd like to exchange an item. Please ensure that the item is returned in the same condition in which it was sent. You will be responsible for the shipping fees to return the item, and the shipping fees for me to send you a new one in exchange. I don't want you to be unhappy with your order: please ask any questions, no matter how menial you think they might be, in order to make an informed purchase prior to payment :)

All sales will be considered final after 21 days of you having received your order.

Shipping policies

☆ PACKAGING ☆ My ornaments are pretty much impossible to damage under normal shipping circumstances, but if the ornament itself has undergone trauma in shipping, please contact me immediately with photos of the damage to the packaging and/or ornament, so I can make things right!

☆ SHIPPING ADDRESSES ☆ I will ship to the shipping address associated with your ETSY account, or another address that you request in the Note to Felt Melons message box in the cart.

☆ CUSTOMS ☆ All orders *outside of North America* will have the value declared on customs forms. The customer is responsible for all duties and/or import fees associated with the destination country.

Additional policies

© Vaginament is a registered trademark with the USPTO (2016) and the design and derivations are registered with the US Copyright Office (2017). Vaginament ornaments and decor are sold only at feltmelons.etsy.com, feltmelons.com, and instagram.com/feltmelons. If you see them listed for sale elsewhere, they are unlicensed and being sold without permission.

FAQs

I currently do not offer wholesale. If you're looking to place a bulk order on behalf of a group, shipping to one address, please message me prior with approximate quantities and a location, and I can give you a bulk order quote including shipping :)

Vaginament® One Lip Wonders! Meet Eartha, a perfect wee housewarming or oddball hostess gift! {Eartha OLW}

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: wool blend felt, 3 ply embroidery floss, polyfill, cord
  • Feedback: 385 reviews
  • Favourited by: 22 people
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