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Yara the Earth Mother, a gift for yourself, the pool guy, yoga teacher, bartender, lover. New tones for 2016! {Size 3 Yara C}

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Yara the Earth Mother Vaginament®: Guaranteed to bring forth smiles. Gifting this? You'll definitely be remembered!

This listing is for one Yara Size 3 Vaginament® ornament. It's the middle size I make (about 2.4" x 3"), with one snowflake embroidered at the top. The colours used are pistachio green, oats, pink and fuchsia.

Poofy labia are gently shaped, folded, and sewn by hand onto a teardrop-shaped felt mons for an eye-popping, multi-dimensional look. A crystal bead is nestled within the folds, and gives each ornament the signature Vaginament quirk. The ornament is lightly stuffed and finished with a precision old-school blanket stitch, and is a bit more than an inch thick.

✂ These little oddities are designed, cut, hand-sewn and infused with adoration by yours truly in my dining room in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. I only use soft heirloom-quality wool-blend felt, and endearingly sew each by hand, one at a time. They’ve been a hoot to make since 2012!

✉ Each ornament has a cheeky Vaginament® care tag, and orders are shipped securely padded with bubble wrap. They leave my home in colorful poly mailers (and make for fab surprise gifts in the mail!). Sending one directly to a pal? You're awesome. Do it. Leave me a short note at checkout to write on your behalf, and use their address as the ship-to, easy peasy.

✈ This item will ship within 3 business days
USA orders via USPS with tracking・Canadian orders via Canada Post with tracking・UK orders via Canada Post Air, without tracking, transit time of 4-6 working days・International orders via Canada Post Air, without tracking, transit time of 6-18 working days

☏ www.FeltMelons.com for FAQs, media mentions, contact info, about, markets etc.
🖳 www.Instagram.com/feltmelons + www.Facebook.com/feltmelons

"Every time a bell rings, a Vaginament® gets her wings!"

© The distinct Vaginament® design is formally registered with the US Copyright Office, 2016. Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the US Patent and Trademark Office, 2015. Don't take vagina (or design!) that isn't yours ♀

GSO
Yara the Earth Mother Vaginament®: Guaranteed to bring forth smiles. Gifting this? You'll definitely be remembered!

This listing is for one Yara Size 3 Vaginament® ornament. It's the middle size I make (about 2.4" x 3"), with one snowflake embroidered at the top. The colours used are pistachio green, oats, pink and fuchsia.

Poofy labia are gently shaped, folded, and sewn by hand onto a teardrop-shaped felt mons for an eye-popping, multi-dimensional look. A crystal bead is nestled within the folds, and gives each ornament the signature Vaginament quirk. The ornament is lightly stuffed and finished with a precision old-school blanket stitch, and is a bit more than an inch thick.

✂ These little oddities are designed, cut, hand-sewn and infused with adoration by yours truly in my dining room in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. I only use soft heirloom-quality wool-blend felt, and endearingly sew each by hand, one at a time. They’ve been a hoot to make since 2012!

✉ Each ornament has a cheeky Vaginament® care tag, and orders are shipped securely padded with bubble wrap. They leave my home in colorful poly mailers (and make for fab surprise gifts in the mail!). Sending one directly to a pal? You're awesome. Do it. Leave me a short note at checkout to write on your behalf, and use their address as the ship-to, easy peasy.

✈ This item will ship within 3 business days
USA orders via USPS with tracking・Canadian orders via Canada Post with tracking・UK orders via Canada Post Air, without tracking, transit time of 4-6 working days・International orders via Canada Post Air, without tracking, transit time of 6-18 working days

☏ www.FeltMelons.com for FAQs, media mentions, contact info, about, markets etc.
🖳 www.Instagram.com/feltmelons + www.Facebook.com/feltmelons

"Every time a bell rings, a Vaginament® gets her wings!"

© The distinct Vaginament® design is formally registered with the US Copyright Office, 2016. Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the US Patent and Trademark Office, 2015. Don't take vagina (or design!) that isn't yours ♀

GSO

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(382)
Reviewed by Ellie McGivern
Buyer photo Ellie McGivern, who reviewed this item with the Etsy app for iPhone.
5 out of 5 stars
09 Jun, 2017
Love them so much. Great colours, well made & they arrived super quick.
Yara the Earth Mother, a gift for yourself, the pool guy, yoga teacher, bartender, lover. New tones for 2016! {ships within a week}

Reviewed by Drewboy3
5 out of 5 stars
13 Feb, 2018
Haha, a fantastic item and awesome shipping. Thanks.
Vaginament® Vulva vagina Christmas tree ornament decoration feminist fertility totem rearview mirror charm {Size 3 Minka}

Reviewed by Nicole Green
5 out of 5 stars
22 Jan, 2018
So cute for a white elephant Christmas gift for a bunch of labor and delivery nurses.
Vaginament® Vulva vagina Christmas tree ornament decoration feminist fertility totem rearview mirror charm

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalised orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
☆ RETURNS ☆ NO PROBLEM! I'd be mortified to hear you're not happy with your order, but I know sometimes these things happen. Please contact me within 7 business days of receiving your order so we can arrange for you to send the item back in it's original condition, before a refund is issued. You will be refunded the full original purchase price, less the cost of the original shipping, and will be responsible for the cost of return shipping.

☆ EXCHANGES ☆ Let me know within 7 business days of receiving your order if you'd like to exchange an item. Please ensure that the item is returned in the same condition in which it was sent. You will be responsible for the shipping fees to return the item, and the shipping fees for me to send you a new one in exchange. I don't want you to be unhappy with your order: please ask any questions, no matter how menial you think they might be, in order to make an informed purchase prior to payment :)

All sales will be considered final after 21 days of you having received your order.

Shipping policies

☆ PACKAGING ☆ My ornaments are pretty much impossible to damage under normal shipping circumstances, but if the ornament itself has undergone trauma in shipping, please contact me immediately with photos of the damage to the packaging and/or ornament, so I can make things right!

☆ SHIPPING ADDRESSES ☆ I will ship to the shipping address associated with your ETSY account, or another address that you request in the Note to Felt Melons message box in the cart.

☆ CUSTOMS ☆ All orders *outside of North America* will have the value declared on customs forms. The customer is responsible for all duties and/or import fees associated with the destination country.

Additional policies

© Vaginament is a registered trademark with the USPTO (2016) and the design and derivations are registered with the US Copyright Office (2017). Vaginament ornaments and decor are sold only at feltmelons.etsy.com, feltmelons.com, and instagram.com/feltmelons. If you see them listed for sale elsewhere, they are unlicensed and being sold without permission.

FAQs

I currently do not offer wholesale. If you're looking to place a bulk order on behalf of a group, shipping to one address, please message me prior with approximate quantities and a location, and I can give you a bulk order quote including shipping :)

Yara the Earth Mother, a gift for yourself, the pool guy, yoga teacher, bartender, lover. New tones for 2016! {Size 3 Yara C}

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: polyfill, embroidery floss, wool blend felt, crystal
  • Feedback: 382 reviews
  • Favourited by: 21 people
  • Gift message available

Shipping & returns

Made just for you. Ready to ship in 4–6 business days.
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CA$15.66 shipping to Canada
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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