Merry Christmas Card / Adult Christmas Card / Funny Xmas Card / Secret Santa Bag of Dicks (Mature)

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Canada-based shop

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| 5,937 sales | 5 out of 5 stars

Merry Christmas Card / Adult Christmas Card / Funny Xmas Card / Secret Santa Bag of Dicks (Mature)

CA$6.64

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Selling fast! Only 2 left.

Arrives by 24 Sep.-01 Oct. if you order today.
24 Sep.-01 Oct.

The estimated delivery date is based on your purchase date, the recipient's location (actual or inferred), the seller's processing time and location, and the delivery company. Other factors - like placing an order on a weekend or a bank holiday - may end up pushing the arrival of your item beyond the estimated delivery date. It's our hope that your item gets where it's going as soon as possible, but given the factors involved, this is only an estimate.

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  • Handmade
  • Dispatches from a small business in

    Canada

  • Materials: Cardstock, Paper, Greeting Card

Santa got sick of delivering toys this year! Make way for the ruder, cruder Santa!

CARD READS:
FRONT: "Merry Christmas! Hope you enjoy this big bag of..."
INSIDE: "Dicks!!"

MATERIAL DETAILS:
CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inches
PAPER: Made on quality, double sided 14 pt cardstock.
PACKAGING: Cellophane wrapped for delivery. Includes white envelope.

SHIPPING DETAILS:
Ships within 1-3 business days of ordering and sent out using Canada Post.

CANADA POST DELIVERY TIMES:
Canada: Two to six business days
United States: Five to ten business days
International: Six to fourteen business days
**Business days are considered Monday to Friday; not including holidays.**

WANNA SEE OTHER CHRISTMAS CARDS?
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Christmas Pop Up Five Pack: https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/636584356/merry-christmas-card-christmas-cards?ref=shop_home_active_1
Funny Christmas: https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/566665079/funny-adult-christmas-card-eat-a-dck?ref=shop_home_active_2
Funny Christmas: https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/566653645/funny-adult-christmas-card-frosty-the?ref=shop_home_active_4
Funny Christmas: https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/566660225/merry-christmas-card-adult-christmas?ref=shop_home_active_10

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Estimated arrival

The estimated delivery date is based on your purchase date, the recipient's location (actual or inferred), the seller's processing time and location, and the delivery company. Other factors - like placing an order on a weekend or a bank holiday - may end up pushing the arrival of your item beyond the estimated delivery date. It's our hope that your item gets where it's going as soon as possible, but given the factors involved, this is only an estimate.

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27 Sep.-07 Oct.

19 Sep.

Order placed

After you place your order, CrudeCat will take 1-2 business days to prepare it for dispatch.

20-21 Sep.

Order dispatches

CrudeCat puts your order in the post.

27 Sep.-07 Oct.

Delivered!

Estimated to arrive at your doorstep 27 Sep.-07 Oct.!

Cost to deliver

Free

Returns & exchanges

Not accepted

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Dispatches from Canada
Nikki

Nikki

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782 reviews

5 out of 5 stars
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Paige R 30 Nov, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

Looks great and came super fast!

Purchased item:

lesley martin 20 Jan, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

Best Christmas cards around! Excellent quality and fast shipping!

Purchased item:

lmiller468 10 Dec, 2018