Funny Merry Christmas Pop Up Card - Secret Santa "Eat A Dick" Holiday Card, Gift for Friend

Vancouver, British Columbia

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Funny Merry Christmas Pop Up Card - Secret Santa "Eat A Dick" Holiday Card, Gift for Friend

CA$9.30

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Arrives by 27 Sep.-04 Oct. if you order today.
27 Sep.-04 Oct.

The estimated delivery date is based on your purchase date, the recipient's location (actual or inferred), the seller's processing time and location, and the delivery company. Other factors - like placing an order on a weekend or a bank holiday - may end up pushing the arrival of your item beyond the estimated delivery date. It's our hope that your item gets where it's going as soon as possible, but given the factors involved, this is only an estimate.

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  • Handmade
  • Dispatches from a small business in

    Canada

  • Materials: Paper, Cardstock

POP UP DICK

+ First of it's kind! You can be one of the first to surprise their friends and people you say you love with a giant dick in their face!

+ Open the card to see the 3D dick popup! 🍆

+ Literally, everyone is going to laugh so hard, and think you're hilarious! Why are you still reading when you could buy this right now?

+ Sure to PLEASE

+ We love our customers! Have confidence in buying from us - we strive to make every customer 100% happy!


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♥ Our customers love our products ♥

🌟 “This card was a huge hit with my family(except for my my mom lol). I’m so happy with this purchase, it was perfect. I took a video of everyone’s reaction and my sister tweeted it and tagged @crude_cat. Thank you all so much! ” - Andy D.

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D E T A I L S

Funny Adult Christmas Card with a twist! Open the card to see the 3D dick popup. Make this Christmas memorable with this naughty card!

CARD READS:
FRONT: "Merry Christmas!"
INSIDE: "Eat a Dick!!"

CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inches

PAPER: Made on quality, double sided 14 pt cardstock.

PACKAGING: Cellophane wrapped for delivery. Includes white envelope.


A B O U T


Our cards are designed to crack your friends and family up!

We know you'll love what you get from us!



S H I P P I N G

Ships fast - within 1-3 business days of ordering. Shipping upgrades available at checkout!

Standard shipping times:

Canada: Two to six business days
United States: Five to ten business days
Everywhere else: Six to fourteen business days

**Business days are considered Monday to Friday; not including holidays.**


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Estimated arrival

The estimated delivery date is based on your purchase date, the recipient's location (actual or inferred), the seller's processing time and location, and the delivery company. Other factors - like placing an order on a weekend or a bank holiday - may end up pushing the arrival of your item beyond the estimated delivery date. It's our hope that your item gets where it's going as soon as possible, but given the factors involved, this is only an estimate.

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28 Sep.-08 Oct.

20 Sep.

Order placed

After you place your order, CrudeCat will take 1-2 business days to prepare it for dispatch.

21-22 Sep.

Order dispatches

CrudeCat puts your order in the post.

28 Sep.-08 Oct.

Delivered!

Estimated to arrive at your doorstep 28 Sep.-08 Oct.!

Cost to deliver

Free

Returns & exchanges

Not accepted

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lnorley 10 Jan, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

These cards are AMAZING! Printed on top quality paper, packaging was excellent, shipping was lightning fast. It was a total treat to watch the recipient’s reaction when they opened it! Will absolutely buy again. Thanks CrudeCat!

Purchased item:

bubble2791 26 Feb, 2018

Rebecca Weisgerber 08 Nov, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

Card is Amazeballz! My sister friend is going to LOVE it! Thank you!

Purchased item:

Jackie Tobias 06 Dec, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

Great quality and brought about many (much needed) holiday laughs!

Purchased item:

Listed on 24 Aug, 2021