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There are many different types of men in the world. Probably as many as there are different types of coffee. Somebody should count each of them, then make some sort of chart or graph comparing the two and put it on a shirt.
But that's not for me to do. And you wouldn't buy that shirt if I did. Because you already know the type of man you like. Just as you know how you like your coffee. You're not messing around, you're not keen to waste your time. Just like me.
Perhaps we'd make a good couple. Sure, we could correspond for a bit, then maybe hang out, then actually date and see what happens. Or — you could just buy this shirt and wear it everywhere you go. Then I'll see it and know you're the one.
Except I'm only 1 out of the 3 things listed on the shirt. Oops. Well, at least we didn't waste time.
Other shirt types and designs available. Please browse my store for the exact right one because you deserve the best.
Our manufacturer is at least 2 out of 3:
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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