I Like My Men How I Like My Coffee — Exotic, Rich, And Ethically-Sourced! - mug


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There are many different types of men in the world. Probably as many as there are different types of coffee. Somebody should count each of them, then make some sort of chart or graph comparing the two and put it on a mug.

But that's not for me to do. And you wouldn't buy that mug if I did. Because you already know the type of man you like. Just as you know how you like your coffee. You're not messing around, you're not keen to waste your time. Just like me.

Perhaps we'd make a good couple. Sure, we could correspond for a bit, then maybe hang out, then actually date and see what happens. Or — you could just buy this mug and use it every day. Take it to work, to a coffee shop, on the bus, or just out for a stroll. Then I'll see it and know you're the one.

Except I'm only 1 out of the 3 things listed on the mug. Oops. Well, at least we didn't waste time.

Other mug designs available. Please browse my store for the right one because you deserve the best.

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Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between – this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• White and glossy

1Monkey1Typewriter made this item with help from
Print-on-demand dropshipper, Chatsworth, CA

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Listed on 21 Jan, 2023