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Nine novelty funny gift matchboxes nestled in a sleek black gift box ready to slip into a librarian's stocking or anybody else who's a book nerd. You pick 3 sets from the Literary Lites collection.

If you'd like all six sets, try the Complete Works box here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/212586428/stocking-stuffer-gag-gift-for-book-lover


PICK THREE SETS PLEASE. Failure to let me know which three sets will delay shipment.


Comes as a set of 9 matchboxes in a black presentation box. When you check out let me know which three colour sets you'd like. The sets to choose from are: Orange, light blue, green, purple, yellow, blue. I can't break up the sets, sorry. If you don't let me know your selection I will send 3 sets at random. Elastic tie colour may vary. Box size: 6x8 inches

For quick reference:

Orange set: Great Expellations, Fart of Darkness, The Prince and the Pooper

Light blue set: Van Winkle Ripped, The Great Gasby, The Ill Wind in the Willows

Green set: Atlas Sharted, Jane Air, The Outhouse at Pooh Corner

Purple set: One Flew out of the Cuckoo's Bum, Animal Fart, Watershit Down

Yellow set: Howard's Rear End, A Back Passage to India, A Rest Room with a View

Blue set: Fifty Shades of Brown, Lord of the Farts, A Game on the Throne


Why do I keep repeating myself? Because 90% of you don't pick three sets and I have to chase you to find out. That makes your parcel get delayed, and then you won't like the delay. <insert sad face>


PICK THREE SETS PLEASE. Failure to let me know which three sets will delay shipment.

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Etsy has a new policy and I'm not permitted to sell you loose matchsticks. According to Etsy Marketplace Integrity team I can only sell matches with the sticks secured in the box. Please be aware this does not affect the quality or functionality of the product.

Book stocking stuffer gag gift -- Collected Works of Literary Lites. Boxed set of farty fun. Hilarious set of mini book matches. 9 fun boxes