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Almostmaps

London, United Kingdom

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Lancashire Dialect Map Print – Funny Northern Sayings, UK Gift

Lancashire Dialect Map Print – Funny Northern Sayings, UK Gift

CA$58.72

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Illustrated Norfolk Map Print: Norfolk Sayings Art Gift

Illustrated Norfolk Map Print: Norfolk Sayings Art Gift

CA$31.31

Yorkshire Sayings Map: Funny Yorkshire Dialect Art

Yorkshire Sayings Map: Funny Yorkshire Dialect Art

CA$31.31

Yorkshire Sayings Map Print: Funny Yorkshire Gift

Yorkshire Sayings Map Print: Funny Yorkshire Gift

CA$31.31

Scottish Sayings Map Print: Funny Scotland Gift

Scottish Sayings Map Print: Funny Scotland Gift

CA$31.31

Comical London Map Print: Cockney Sayings, Illustrated London Landmarks

Comical London Map Print: Cockney Sayings, Illustrated London Landmarks

CA$31.31

Cockney Rhyming Slang London Map Print: Funny Illustrated Gift

Cockney Rhyming Slang London Map Print: Funny Illustrated Gift

CA$31.31

Norfolk Map Art Print | Illustrated UK Place Names Gift

Norfolk Map Art Print | Illustrated UK Place Names Gift

CA$31.31

Lancashire Dialect Map Print – Funny Northern Sayings, UK Gift

Lancashire Dialect Map Print – Funny Northern Sayings, UK Gift

CA$58.72

Scottish Sayings Map: Funny Scotland Art Print

Scottish Sayings Map: Funny Scotland Art Print

CA$31.31

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Announcement

Last updated on 24 May, 2023

We make funny illustrated maps of London, Scotland, Yorkshire and Norfolk, full of local sayings, phrases and dialect.
No one has made maps like these before so they will make a great present for anyone with links to London, Norfolk, Scotland or Yorkshire. A lot of the phrases are original, some are old favourites, and the illustrations are hand-drawn
Our maps are professionally printed with good inks on high-quality paper and are available in frames, mounts or as prints.
You can also visit our website at almostmaps.co.uk - where you'll find a guide to all the phrases on the maps - and a bit more detail about how we made them. We are on Instagram and Facebook too.
We are a new business, and even newer to Etsy, so we are delighted to offer free shipping.
We can print up to A1 but can produce even larger sizes by special arrangement.

Jim McLean

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4.9 (12)

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Vanessa on 05 Dec, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Received well packaged and pristine. Lovely quality

Scottish Sayings Map | Scotland Map of Sayings | Funny Scotland Map Print | Scotland Gift Map | Scotland Gift | Comical Map Scotland

Scottish Sayings Map | Scotland Map of Sayings | Funny Scotland Map Print | Scotland Gift Map | Scotland Gift | Comical Map Scotland
Abbi on 28 Jan, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Excellent product. Fast delivery. Thank you.

Norfolk Gift Map of Funny Norfolk Sayings | Illustrated map of Norfolk | Norfolk gift | Art gift | Illustrated | Framed | A4, A3, poster

Norfolk Gift Map of Funny Norfolk Sayings | Illustrated map of Norfolk | Norfolk gift | Art gift | Illustrated | Framed | A4, A3, poster
Clair on 01 Jul, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Great picture map love all the places on it

Scotland Gift Map of Funny Scottish Sayings | Map of Scotland | Illustrated map of Scotland | Scotland gift | Scottish phrases | A4, Poster

Scotland Gift Map of Funny Scottish Sayings | Map of Scotland | Illustrated map of Scotland | Scotland gift | Scottish phrases | A4, Poster
Ellie on 07 Jan, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Lovely Norfolk print! Great customer service, went above and beyond to ensure my order was received before Christmas. Very grateful & happy, thank you.

Norfolk Map of Funny Sayings | Norfolk gift map | Illustrated map Norfolk | Norfolk gift | Art gift | Illustrated Framed A4, A3

Norfolk Map of Funny Sayings | Norfolk gift map | Illustrated map Norfolk | Norfolk gift | Art gift | Illustrated Framed A4, A3
Matthew on 10 Dec, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

Bought this print this print to remind us of where we grew up and love it! All the sayings are exactly as they are, even down to place names like Keefley and 'alifax. Really great quality and the frame is lovely too. Would certainly recommend.

Yorkshire gift map of Funny Yorkshire sayings | Yorkshire Gift | Illustrated Yorkshire Gift | Yorkshire Art | Framed Map | A4, A3, Poster

Yorkshire gift map of Funny Yorkshire sayings | Yorkshire Gift | Illustrated Yorkshire Gift | Yorkshire Art | Framed Map | A4, A3, Poster
Lulu on 09 Jul, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

I bought this as a gift for a Scottish friend now living in England - she loves it! Whereas I, as a non Scot, couldn’t fully understand the written words - when she read them out loud we all had a good laugh! Great gift.

Cool Scotland Gift Map of Funny Scottish Sayings | Scotland Map | Scotland Art Print | Scotland Gift | Illustrated Map | A4, A3, Poster

Cool Scotland Gift Map of Funny Scottish Sayings | Scotland Map | Scotland Art Print | Scotland Gift | Illustrated Map | A4, A3, Poster
Scott on 04 Jul, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

I purchased two of the London maps because I found them wonderfully humorous--one for us and one as a housewarming gift. The sayings and depictions are well researched and extremely fitting and funny for the locations. It is the type of map I suspect our guests will stare at for some time to read all the sayings. The maps arrived well-packaged and two days after I ordered it. We are visiting some friends in Scotland and will be purchasing the Scotland map for our hosts as well.

London Gift Map of Funny London Sayings | London Map | London Art | London Gift | Illustrated London | Framed London map | A4, A3, Poster

London Gift Map of Funny London Sayings | London Map | London Art | London Gift | Illustrated London | Framed London map | A4, A3, Poster
Sam on 08 Sept, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Yorkshire Map of Funny Sayings | Yorkshire Map Print | Yorkshire Gift Map | Illustrated Map | Yorkshire gift | Framed A4, A3, Poster

Yorkshire Map of Funny Sayings | Yorkshire Map Print | Yorkshire Gift Map | Illustrated Map | Yorkshire gift | Framed A4, A3, Poster
Jean on 07 Oct, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

Yorkshire gift map of Funny Yorkshire sayings | Yorkshire Gift | Illustrated Yorkshire Gift | Yorkshire Art | Framed Map | A4, A3, Poster

Yorkshire gift map of Funny Yorkshire sayings | Yorkshire Gift | Illustrated Yorkshire Gift | Yorkshire Art | Framed Map | A4, A3, Poster
Kirsty on 25 Sept, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

Scotland Map of Scottish Sayings | Scotland Map Print | Scotland Art Map | Scotland Gift | Illustrated Map of Scotland | A4, A3, Poster

Scotland Map of Scottish Sayings | Scotland Map Print | Scotland Art Map | Scotland Gift | Illustrated Map of Scotland | A4, A3, Poster

About Almostmaps

Gift maps full of local sayings and phrases

Sales 128

On Etsy since 2022

Gift maps full of local sayings and phrases

Normal for Norfolk
the new look Scotland map is here

Maps and Sayings

Our first four maps - Norfolk, London, Yorkshire and Scotland - all sprung from family or personal connections to these places. I grew up in Norfolk and Scotland, worked in London for years and have family from Yorkshire. I love words and maps so wondered if the two could be combined into designs celebrating accents, dialect and character. It took four years for some sketches on a kitchen table to become the first of our current series of illustrated maps with their unique phrases and sayings. We hope they brighten your day.

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Megan Beckwith

London, England

Graphic Designer

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Last updated on 29 Jun, 2022

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