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JacobianCards

London, United Kingdom

88
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3 years
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88
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3 years
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88
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88
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3 years
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jacobiancards | Funny Jazz Hands Birthday Card | Hand Drawn Greetings | High Quality 300GSM Matte Cardstock Handmade | 030

jacobiancards | Funny Jazz Hands Birthday Card | Hand Drawn Greetings | High Quality 300GSM Matte Cardstock Handmade | 030

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | 'Bum Crumbs' | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 029

jacobiancards | 'Bum Crumbs' | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 029

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Happy Butthole Birthday | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 005

jacobiancards | Happy Butthole Birthday | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 005

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | The Burger Girl | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 009

jacobiancards | The Burger Girl | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 009

NZ$9.78

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jacobiancards | I'm dancing cos it's your birthday | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 019

jacobiancards | I'm dancing cos it's your birthday | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 019

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | I love you so much | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 020

jacobiancards | I love you so much | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 020

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Funny Sunny Side Up | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 028

jacobiancards | Funny Sunny Side Up | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 028

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Free the sausages | Kier Starmer | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 027

jacobiancards | Free the sausages | Kier Starmer | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 027

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Bendy Birthday | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 025

jacobiancards | Bendy Birthday | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 025

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | The Bird | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 024

jacobiancards | The Bird | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 024

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Help Me | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 023

jacobiancards | Help Me | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 023

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | "Splendid Cock, Jeremy" | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 022

jacobiancards | "Splendid Cock, Jeremy" | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 022

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Oh no, his booty | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 021

jacobiancards | Oh no, his booty | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 021

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Funny Jazz Hands Birthday Card | Hand Drawn Greetings | High Quality 300GSM Matte Cardstock Handmade | 030

jacobiancards | Funny Jazz Hands Birthday Card | Hand Drawn Greetings | High Quality 300GSM Matte Cardstock Handmade | 030

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | 'Birth' | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 001

jacobiancards | 'Birth' | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 001

NZ$9.78

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jacobiancards | Would You Like Fries? | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 031

jacobiancards | Would You Like Fries? | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 031

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Vulgar Birthday | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 003

jacobiancards | Vulgar Birthday | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 003

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Get Off My Lawn | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 032

jacobiancards | Get Off My Lawn | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 032

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Birthday Boobs | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 033

jacobiancards | Birthday Boobs | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 033

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | 'Bum Crumbs' | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 029

jacobiancards | 'Bum Crumbs' | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 029

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Have a Spliffing Day | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 034

jacobiancards | Have a Spliffing Day | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 034

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Prince Andrew 'Don't sweat it' | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 057

jacobiancards | Prince Andrew 'Don't sweat it' | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 057

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Wacky 30th Birthday starter pack | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 068

jacobiancards | Wacky 30th Birthday starter pack | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 068

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | 30th Birthday | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 068

jacobiancards | 30th Birthday | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 068

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Daddy Cool | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 067

jacobiancards | Daddy Cool | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 067

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Bubble Butt Birthday | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 066

jacobiancards | Bubble Butt Birthday | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 066

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Spurs | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 064

jacobiancards | Spurs | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 064

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Arsenal | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 062

jacobiancards | Arsenal | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 062

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Leeds Till I Die | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 061

jacobiancards | Leeds Till I Die | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 061

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | King Louis of France | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 059

jacobiancards | King Louis of France | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 059

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Salvador Dali | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 059

jacobiancards | Salvador Dali | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 059

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Blue Peter | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 058

jacobiancards | Blue Peter | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 058

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | 'I have sh*t myself' | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 045

jacobiancards | 'I have sh*t myself' | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 045

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Why the long face? | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | 042

jacobiancards | Why the long face? | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | 042

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Happy Birthday big boy | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | 043

jacobiancards | Happy Birthday big boy | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | 043

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | 'You're a Good Egg' | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 044

jacobiancards | 'You're a Good Egg' | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 044

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Helicopter Penis Rescue | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 046

jacobiancards | Helicopter Penis Rescue | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 046

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | 'What goes up must come down' Funny Birthday Greetings Card | Weird Humor, Alligator Balloon | Dark Humour | 047

jacobiancards | 'What goes up must come down' Funny Birthday Greetings Card | Weird Humor, Alligator Balloon | Dark Humour | 047

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Vladimir Poo-chin | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 048

jacobiancards | Vladimir Poo-chin | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 048

NZ$9.78

jacobiancards | Elton Schlong | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 049

jacobiancards | Elton Schlong | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 049

NZ$9.78

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Last updated on 01 May, 2026

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5.0 (14)

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Emma on 31 May, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Amusingly weird card, perfect for odd friend. Arrived quickly.

jacobiancards | 'Birth' | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 001

jacobiancards | 'Birth' | 7x5 Funny handmade greetings card | Weird cards for weird people | Dark humour | 001
Jack on 17 Apr, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Great card and fast delivery

Gary Lineker Crisps Funny Greetings Card | 7x5 Hand Drawn

Gary Lineker Crisps Funny Greetings Card | 7x5 Hand Drawn
Emma on 29 Nov, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

Brilliant, quirky, thank you xx

Funny 'Bum Crumbs' Greetings Card | Weird Birthday Card

Funny 'Bum Crumbs' Greetings Card | Weird Birthday Card
Jack on 28 Sept, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

Great product and fast delivery, thank you very much.

Jazz hands for your Birthday | 7"x5" Funny Greetings Card | Weird cards for weird people | Birthday, For him, For her, Dad, Mum, Friend

Jazz hands for your Birthday | 7"x5" Funny Greetings Card | Weird cards for weird people | Birthday, For him, For her, Dad, Mum, Friend
Laura on 02 Sept, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

Perfect seller! Would definitely recommend.

Happy day of birth | 7"x5" Funny Greetings Card | Weird cards for weird people | Birthday, For him, For her, Dad, Mum, Friend

Happy day of birth | 7"x5" Funny Greetings Card | Weird cards for weird people | Birthday, For him, For her, Dad, Mum, Friend
Isabella on 02 Sept, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

Fabulous, quick service. Unusual item. Fun.

Help me | 7"x5" Funny Greetings Card | Weird cards for weird people | Birthday, For him, For her, Dad, Mum, Friend

Help me | 7"x5" Funny Greetings Card | Weird cards for weird people | Birthday, For him, For her, Dad, Mum, Friend
Jack on 19 Aug, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

Great card, all arrived quickly, thank you!

You're a good egg | 7"x5" Funny Greetings Card | Weird cards for weird people | Birthday, For him, For her, Dad, Mum, Friend

You're a good egg | 7"x5" Funny Greetings Card | Weird cards for weird people | Birthday, For him, For her, Dad, Mum, Friend
Stephen on 12 Jul, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

Unreal me mon ,top bloke cor get no better

Jazz hands for your Birthday | 7"x5" Funny Greetings Card | Weird cards for weird people | Birthday, For him, For her, Dad, Mum, Friend

Jazz hands for your Birthday | 7"x5" Funny Greetings Card | Weird cards for weird people | Birthday, For him, For her, Dad, Mum, Friend
Sally on 09 Jul, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

Omg! About time there’s real black humour cards available! This one is hilarious and is perfect for my friend who had a twisted sense of humour! Not many of us left now!!! Great shop!

Happy day of birth | 7"x5" Funny Greetings Card | Weird cards for weird people | Birthday, For him, For her, Dad, Mum, Friend

Happy day of birth | 7"x5" Funny Greetings Card | Weird cards for weird people | Birthday, For him, For her, Dad, Mum, Friend
David on 28 Jun, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

Great card. Weirdly wonderful. Perfect

Happy day of birth | 7"x5" Funny Greetings Card | Weird cards for weird people | Birthday, For him, For her, Dad, Mum, Friend

Happy day of birth | 7"x5" Funny Greetings Card | Weird cards for weird people | Birthday, For him, For her, Dad, Mum, Friend

About JacobianCards

High quality greetings cards handmade in the UK

Sales 88

On Etsy since 2022

High quality greetings cards handmade in the UK

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