ReallyHorrible
Ottawa, Ontario |
Announcement
CHRISTMAS SHIPPING NOTICE: Please note that Canada Post will not guarantee delivery dates due to delays (COVID & holidays). If you have a specific deadline or need expedited shipping, please message me.
I recommend shopping early for any Christmas gifts to give yourself plenty of time for delivery. Once your order ships, it is beyond my control.
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The worldwide corporate headquarters and product research laboratory of Really Horrible Enterprises is located in a secret, underground bunker in the mountains of eastern Ontario, Canada.
Every product you see here is made with great and deliberate care by a very funny man in a kilt. To ensure that you receive the highest grade of product possible, quality control is then performed by a small army of robots, supervised by cats.
Announcement
CHRISTMAS SHIPPING NOTICE: Please note that Canada Post will not guarantee delivery dates due to delays (COVID & holidays). If you have a specific deadline or need expedited shipping, please message me.
I recommend shopping early for any Christmas gifts to give yourself plenty of time for delivery. Once your order ships, it is beyond my control.
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The worldwide corporate headquarters and product research laboratory of Really Horrible Enterprises is located in a secret, underground bunker in the mountains of eastern Ontario, Canada.
Every product you see here is made with great and deliberate care by a very funny man in a kilt. To ensure that you receive the highest grade of product possible, quality control is then performed by a small army of robots, supervised by cats.
Items
Featured items
All Items
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hockey puck bottle opener
CA$10.00Over 20 people have this in their basket -
hockey stick bottle openers
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Corian® ring, solid-surface finger ring (group 2)
CA$75.00 FREE delivery -
Corian® ring, solid-surface finger ring (group 1)
CA$75.00 FREE delivery -
Corian® ring, solid-surface finger ring (group 3)
CA$75.00 FREE delivery -
hardwood chopsticks (hipster forks)
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Bitch Crystals
CA$21.009 people have this in their basket -
Corian® ring, solid-surface finger ring (group 4)
CA$75.00 FREE delivery -
Corian® Quartz coasters (set 5)
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Corian® Quartz coasters (set 4)
CA$40.00 -
Corian® Quartz coasters (set 3)
CA$40.00 -
Corian® Quartz coasters (set 2)
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Corian® Quartz coasters (set 1)
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ReefCase: ritual smoke box
CA$20.00 -
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ALL-IN intercoursing unguent (personal lubricant)
CA$15.00 FREE delivery -
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DrinkPucks in rubber hockey puck case, whisky rocks, whiskey stones that work!
CA$20.0020 people have this in their basket -
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DrinkPucks in wooden case, whisky rocks, whiskey stones that work!
CA$50.00 -
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cocktail bitters, cooking bitters
CA$20.009 people have this in their basket -
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bride's/dancer's wrist or ankle wallet
CA$20.00 FREE delivery -
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donation wallet
CA$15.00 FREE delivery
Reviews
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Julie on 17 Sep, 2020
5 out of 5 starsOur friend LOVED them! What a great birthday gift for a hockey lover.
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Dasha on 07 Sep, 2020
5 out of 5 starsFive star review! Good quality and exactly as pictured! Good communication as well!
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Laura on 22 Dec, 2019
5 out of 5 starsExactly as described, and fast shipping! My husband love it :)
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traci on 22 Nov, 2019
5 out of 5 starsAbsolutely amazing product - my other half is going to love them!
Couldn’t recommend shop highly enough - most helpful with shipping arrangements to ensure they arrived before Xmas and a lovely little note in packaging which is a lovely touch -
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Laurel on 21 Jun, 2019
5 out of 5 starsMy dad loved this as a gift for Father’s day. Hockey is one of his favorite sports and to watch him scream “hat trick” every 3rd time he uses them is the best gift ever.
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eileenchami on 26 Dec, 2018
5 out of 5 starsCame in good time, packed great and came with some coasters! The stones are beautiful. This was a gift to my sister's boyfriend. He really appreciated it! Thank you!
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Emily on 23 Dec, 2018
5 out of 5 starsMy boyfriend loved it and it is a really nice quality. I will say it did take two weeks to get to me in Virginia. So if you are ordering from the US plan accordingly!
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amberkstock on 20 Dec, 2018
5 out of 5 starsGreat, unique item for hockey and whisky fans alike! Fast shipping and high quality.
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morgannicole25 on 18 Dec, 2018
5 out of 5 starsMy boyfriend is a huge fan of both scotch/whiskey and hockey, so this was perfect! So glad I stumbled upon this. Seller was very helpful and the shipping process was relatively quick, considering it shipped internationally. Would definitely recommend!
About ReallyHorrible
Really Horrible Manifesto
Our products are really horrible, and we stand by them. So bad that they're actually great. Really great. Seriously. They would buy you dinner and then walk you home and not even try anything when you get to your door. Our products are currently working on plans to not only solve world hunger, but to solve it with double cheeseburgers. Really Horrible™ Enterprises prides itself on being the worst it can possibly be, and we want you to roll around in the dirt with us. Please do.
Get Horrible.
The Serious Bit:
The Really Horrible™ brand was created originally to showcase my line of vanilla extracts and is recognized as one of the premiere lines of specialty foods and food products in the Ottawa region.
Our Heritage
In a world where people want perfection, where crisp and neat and tidy are the perceived status quo, we spit on the sidewalk. We scratch ourselves in public. We laugh louder than the din of the crowd and no, we won't quiet down. We are realists. We understand that not only does everybody poop, but everyone takes pride in it.
Really Horrible™ was born out of the need to break down the pristine cat people at craft shows and showcase products that will blow your hair back, knock your socks off and slap you square in the jaw. We harken back to the days of the vikings, where they would take over entire villages with force - but also with beauty. Yes, beauty. And we intend to do the same in our small market.
Our offerings include Really Horrible™ Vanilla Extract and Drink Pucks, The Bitter Half products, chopsticks and a few seasonal specials. Trust that there is more to come. Much more. Products so horrible you will gasp and cling to your children to protect them, or maybe use them as the human shields they were born to be. Either way, stay tuned.
Shop members
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Rizak the Really Horrible
Owner, Customer Service, Designer
I just love to make things. I always make sure that it's something you can't find anywhere else, otherwise what's the point? The items I produce may vary depending on whim or season, so keep checking to see what's new.
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Returns & exchanges
I don't accept returns, exchanges or cancellations
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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Local Ottawa Pickup coupon
If you live in the Ottawa (Ontario, Canada) area and want to save on shipping, you can drop by our Really Horrible Customer Service Center and pick your order up personally. Contact me for more information.
Coupon code: OTTAWALOCALPICKUP