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SHIPPING NOTICE: Please note that Canada Post will not guarantee delivery dates due to delays (COVID). If you have a specific deadline or need expedited shipping, please message me.
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The worldwide corporate headquarters and product research laboratory of Really Horrible Enterprises is located in a secret, underground bunker in the mountains of eastern Ontario, Canada.
Every product you see here is made with great and deliberate care by a very funny man in a kilt. To ensure that you receive the highest grade of product possible, quality control is then performed by a small army of robots, supervised by cats.
Announcement
SHIPPING NOTICE: Please note that Canada Post will not guarantee delivery dates due to delays (COVID). If you have a specific deadline or need expedited shipping, please message me.
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The worldwide corporate headquarters and product research laboratory of Really Horrible Enterprises is located in a secret, underground bunker in the mountains of eastern Ontario, Canada.
Every product you see here is made with great and deliberate care by a very funny man in a kilt. To ensure that you receive the highest grade of product possible, quality control is then performed by a small army of robots, supervised by cats.
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Yesenia on 29 Mar, 2021 Dispatched to: United States
5 out of 5 starsMy boyfriend absolutely loved this surprise gift! Shipping was superb. Would recommend :)
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Bri on 31 Dec, 2020 Dispatched to: United States
5 out of 5 starsOrdered for a secret Santa that likes hockey. Came nicely wrapped that I tried not to open it but it tore while I was packing so I was able to take a pic and I’m impressed. Shipped same day.
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K on 24 Dec, 2020 Dispatched to: Canada
5 out of 5 starsHubby loves them! A great companion gift to his Christmas Eve cognac. Thank you
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Meranda on 14 Dec, 2020 Dispatched to: Canada
5 out of 5 starsVery fast shipping! the packaging is so cute and funny. Bought it as a gift for someone else, but opening up the shipping box made my day
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SOSjay on 05 Dec, 2020 Dispatched to: Canada
5 out of 5 starsVery fast service :) Shipped the day after I ordered. And great product for my hockey loving friend.
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Kerry on 03 Dec, 2020 Dispatched to: Canada
5 out of 5 starsLove these! Will make great unique gifts this Christmas. Highly recommend. Service was quick, even with my issue of forgetting to apply a coupon, he graciously fixed it within the hour of me messaging him. I also received all my product very quickly! I will come back and visit what new and unique items he has frequently! With the bitch crystals I would just suggest a little write up in them explaining what they are etc. My girls are gonna love them!
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Kerry on 03 Dec, 2020 Dispatched to: Canada
5 out of 5 starsLove these! Will make great unique gifts this Christmas. Highly recommend. Service was quick, even with my issue of forgetting to apply a coupon, he graciously fixed it within the hour of me messaging him. I also received all my product very quickly! I will come back and visit what new and unique items he has frequently!
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Kerry on 03 Dec, 2020 Dispatched to: Canada
5 out of 5 starsLove these! Will make great unique gifts this Christmas. Highly recommend. Service was quick, even with my issue of forgetting to apply a coupon, he graciously fixed it within the hour of me messaging him. I also received all my product very quickly! I will come back and visit what new and unique items he has frequently!
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Julie on 17 Sep, 2020 Dispatched to: United States
5 out of 5 starsOur friend LOVED them! What a great birthday gift for a hockey lover.
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Brea on 07 Sep, 2020 Dispatched to: United States
5 out of 5 starsFive star review! Good quality and exactly as pictured! Good communication as well!
About ReallyHorrible
Really Horrible Manifesto
Our products are really horrible, and we stand by them. So bad that they're actually great. Really great. Seriously. They would buy you dinner and then walk you home and not even try anything when you get to your door. Our products are currently working on plans to not only solve world hunger, but to solve it with double cheeseburgers. Really Horrible™ Enterprises prides itself on being the worst it can possibly be, and we want you to roll around in the dirt with us. Please do.
Get Horrible.
The Serious Bit:
The Really Horrible™ brand was created originally to showcase my line of vanilla extracts and is recognized as one of the premiere lines of specialty foods and food products in the Ottawa region.
Our Heritage
In a world where people want perfection, where crisp and neat and tidy are the perceived status quo, we spit on the sidewalk. We scratch ourselves in public. We laugh louder than the din of the crowd and no, we won't quiet down. We are realists. We understand that not only does everybody poop, but everyone takes pride in it.
Really Horrible™ was born out of the need to break down the pristine cat people at craft shows and showcase products that will blow your hair back, knock your socks off and slap you square in the jaw. We harken back to the days of the vikings, where they would take over entire villages with force - but also with beauty. Yes, beauty. And we intend to do the same in our small market.
Our offerings include Really Horrible™ Vanilla Extract and Drink Pucks, The Bitter Half products, chopsticks and a few seasonal specials. Trust that there is more to come. Much more. Products so horrible you will gasp and cling to your children to protect them, or maybe use them as the human shields they were born to be. Either way, stay tuned.
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Rizak the Really Horrible
Owner, Marketer, Designer
I just love to make things. I always make sure that it's something you can't find anywhere else, otherwise what's the point? The items I produce may vary depending on whim or season, so keep checking to see what's new.
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I don't accept returns, exchanges or cancellations
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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Local Ottawa Pickup coupon
If you live in the Ottawa (Ontario, Canada) area and want to save on shipping, you can drop by our Really Horrible Customer Service Center and pick your order up personally. Contact me for more information.
Coupon code: OTTAWALOCALPICKUP