wholesome skincare made from real food

Vancouver, British Columbia

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Last updated on 04 Aug, 2022

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About SCHMEARnaturals

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On Etsy since 2017

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Video summary: Our turmeric + coconut calming face mask is one of our true faves. Made with colloidal oatmeal, organic turmeric, organic coconut milk and cucumber extract. It's calming and soothing for all skin types!

SCHMEAR reimagines skincare with real, wholesome ingredients. Our food-based skincare products are packed with nutrients derived from fruits, vegetables, grains and botanicals.

For most of our lives, our skincare options were limited to mass-produced products with long lists of synthetic ingredients and unpronounceable chemicals. Realizing that we were missing out on essential self-care, we tapped into our combined 14 years of experience in the natural foods and wellness industries—not to mention our personal struggles with acne-prone and sensitive skin—to start exploring ways to take care of our bodies.

Our curiosity brought us to our kitchens. Inspired by holistic nutrition, we played with food in ways we’d never done before, crafting new concoctions from tried-and-true ingredients like turmeric, oatmeal, and spirulina. We created simple, wholesome recipes that could soothe and nourish all skin types—and be fun to use! We were finally in charge of our own feel-good moments.

SCHMEAR quickly outgrew our kitchens, sprouting into a collection of food-based skincare products. It became our way of helping others rediscover the joy of wholesome self-care. We’re always looking for innovative approaches to nourishing bodies from the outside in with real ingredients that make people feel good inside and out. Everything is made in Vancouver, B.C., and tested on friends, not animals. And we’re beyond excited about how easy it is for anyone to mix and match our ever-growing collection of products into a fully personalized skincare regimen.

We hope SCHMEAR will refresh your self-care routine as much as it did ours.

Jeffrey + SCHMEAR Team

Shop members

  • Jeffrey

    Owner, Natural Products Formulator

    Hi! I'm Jeffrey! A food formulator based in Vancouver, BC. I believe that nourishing your body from the inside out is just as important from the outside in. All of the products are made in small batches and hand-packed by our small but might team

Production partners

  • WombatsAndCats

    New Westminster, BC

    SCHMEAR is collaborating with a Vancouver-based maker, Wombats & Cats, to offer breathable, adjustable, and fitted fabric face masks.

Shop policies

Last updated on 05 May, 2021


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Cancellations: accepted

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More information

Last updated on 18 May, 2022

Frequently asked questions

How long will standard shipping take?

Delivery times depend on final destination. Once orders are packed and shipped, they should arrive within the following time frame:
• Canada via Expedited Parcel: 2 to 8 business days
• United States via Small Packet USA: 2 to 4 business days
• Everywhere Else via Small Packet International Surface: 4 to 21 business days
* Please note that these are estimates, and delays may occur due to COVID-19

How many uses will I get?

The time may vary depending on product and use, but generally our regular sizes would yield 2 to 3 months of consistent use, and our minis will yield 1 to 3 weeks of consistent use.

Will turmeric stain my skin?

Curcumin, the compound which provides the vibrant golden colour of turmeric, is a fat soluble component. This means it will dissolve when washed with fat/oil based ingredients. Our Turmeric + Coconut Calming face mask is formulated with coconut milk and coconut oil which contain natural fats that help remove the vibrant colour when you wash off the mask! Along with our cleansing colloidal oat base, the masks washes off to leave your skin brightened and energized!

What is the shelf life of your products?

We do not use synthetic preservatives in our products. Please store your skincare in a cool & dry place, away from direct sunlight.

For best results, please use:
• Masks: within 12 months from opening
• Oils: within 6 months from opening
• Toners: within 6 months from opening
• Cleansing Powders: within 12 months from opening

Care instructions

Our products are all natural and 100% plant and food-based. Just like how people may have food allergies, everyone's skin might react differently to various ingredients. We recommend doing a skin patch test by applying a small amount to your forearm. We strive to create products suitable for all skin types.

Where else can I find your products?

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