Sayings for people who would rather talk, read and play
Virtual Autism is a small shop of screen-free sayings for grown-ups: tees, sweatshirts, totes, stickers, pins and signs for readers, grandparents, teachers and anyone who would rather turn a page than tap a screen.
The sayings come from the book Virtual Autism: What Happens When the Screens Go Off, by Adam Linmore. The book is about talk, touch and play in the first years. The shop puts its shortest lines on things adults wear and carry. "Virtual autism" is a phrase from the book's title. It is not a medical diagnosis, and nothing in this shop is medical advice or treatment.
How things are made. We design every item ourselves, with the help of AI tools. Each order is printed one at a time, after you order it, by our production partner, Printful, and sent straight to you. We hold no stock. Because each item is made for you, please check the size chart among the photos before you order.
What you can count on. Lettering you can read from across a room. Good blanks in colors that suit the design. Sayings in English, and now in Spanish (español), French (français) and Japanese (日本語), so the message can travel to the grandparents, teachers and friends who speak them. If your item arrives faulty, damaged or wrong, message us with a photo and we will replace it or refund you.
Everything in this shop is made for adults. We hope something here finds a spot on your shoulder, your laptop or your favorite reading chair, and nudges a few more evenings toward play and good talk. Thank you for being here.